THE ANNIVERSARY IS NEARLY UPON US WE MUST PREPARE TO BLESS PAPA ELON!!!!
papa elon papa bless, papa elon papa bless papa elon papa bless
WE MUST WRITE THE 100th page on NOV 28th, thanksgiving be damned!!!!!
Hermy was really, really, REALLy excited today. Today was not only her best friend, wife, girlfriend, and eternal life partner's birthday, it was the day that her her tiddies finally evolved from her mortal form into beautiful, sparkling diamonds. Astrid Arabella Athena Delphine Voldemort-Gringer's previous surgeon, who also happened to be named Hermy Gringer-Delphine Voldemort for no particular reason other than the fact that they were the same person, had also agreed to give Hermy a boob job (to make them diamonds). So yeah, maybe Hermy did too many shots of tequila mixed with gerlic and blood and decided that the diamond tiddies astrid had said she should get ever since Hermy proposed with Astrid's iconic set. BUt did it matter? She had a good mirror (she couldn't see herself in it, but who cares?), she had the talent of at least a pre-med student (she read a book on boob jobs once) and all she had to do was cut off her tiddies and use superglue to attach her new set of diamonds back on. She took a knife and went karaty choppy and Astrid moaned at the sensation.
"Don't worry Assy, it will only burn for a minute or so."
PSA: Herry Putter loves pineapple on pizza. Because he is a fine- apple so it is only fitting that he enjoys pineapple on his flat open faced sandwiches. Thank you and goodnight. And thats on period, luv
You guys should look for some wizard 101 memes or make them if you have gRaPhIcAl DeSiGn TaLeNt (aLeX) because all the ones I found on her fricking suck bruh like ur a legit child stop memes and start going to sCHoOl instead of texting your roblox girlfriend ;(
Honestly tbh, this current block of text's only purpose in life is to get us to the 97th page so we don't have to do so much legwork for the AnNiVeRsArY
and now, a song:
one day more to burkalution
we will write the whole damn day
we will celebrate our goddess
if it means she gets her way
Astrid is the best
Hermy and the rest
Putter is a looser if you pass your tests
Here a diamond tiddie
There a sheriff hat
Most of them are losers so they won't miss much
That's all, thank you, thank you, yes I'll be accepting my tony any day.
It's time for me to write my big ass story that I have not had ample time for untl right now so here it goes on the 98th page before we hit BIG BAPA BANNIVERSARY...
-moony, astrid, padfoot, prongs-
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