Hey i wonder what would happen if astrid deleted padfoot from the doc whow that's never happened before oh my god how crazy would it be wooooow
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And now a series of horrible astrid themed pickup lines and puns
Did you put pillows in your pants or do you just have a big ass-trid?
You can never get ast-rid of me ;)
Fred looked and George and yelled 𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙨 really loudly. George glared at him and then opened his mouth and yelled 𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙨 even louder. Then they wonked at each other until the sun collapsed into a tiny boy and then they got snapped by Thanos lmao who did this.
Diamonds may be a girl's best friend..but you don't have tiddies made out of them lmao let's go hermy
Wingaydium Lesbiosa
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herry putter and the slightly sexual existential crisis
Fanfictionwhat's up gaymers, is ya boy, uhh, skinny penis. where vsco girls and stans go to die. not because we killed them or anything, but just because they cringed so hard that tanos came aan had to snap them out of existence. "This is even worse than the...
