🚨 BEFORE READING I WILL JUST LIKE TO CLEAR SOME THINGS UP! One, I was 11-13 writing this fuckery. Two, I was new fan of 5H so...yeah. Three, before growing smart brain cells I used to write my books in like play form so that's why it's gonna be like this. Four, uhhhhh there's like literally no fucking plot. Five, roast me plz. 🚨
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My First Everything Lauren: *walks in* Teacher: Class we have a new student today Claire: More like the new rug rat Everyone: *laughs* Teacher: Quiet Alex: *looking at Lauren* Lauren: *sees Alex staring at her and smiles* Alex: *smiles back* Teacher: What's your name? Lauren: Lauren Jauregui Teacher: Okay Lauren take a seat next to Alex Lauren: *sits next to Alex* Alex: By the way your zipper's down Lauren: Oh my gosh could of told me that before *zips her zipper up* Alex: I didn't want to embarrass you Lauren: Thanks *smiles* Alex: No problem *smiles back* Lauren: I'm Lauren Alex: Alex Lauren: So what are we doing? Alex: Uh learning how to use proper sex tools Lauren: *laughs* Alex: *laughs* Claire: *staring at them jealous* Alex: No we're learning about Atoms Lauren: Oh didn't we learn that in grade school Alex: Yeah but here they insist that everybody has to relearn the things from 5th grade to now right we're at 6th grade (🚨 HUH?! 🚨) Lauren: That's stupid Alex: Tell that to the Dean of the school *Bell Rings* Alex: So what brings you to this dump of a high school? Lauren: I don't know maybe trying to find the right person Alex: *smiles*you and me both so what class do you have next Lauren: Uh art Alex: Oh Claire: Hey babe Alex: How many times do I have to tell you Claire don't call me babe? Claire: But you're my babe Alex: Ex-babe Claire: Ouch Alex: Yeah ouch bye *leaves with Lauren* *With Alex and Lauren* Lauren: You dated her Alex: Yeah Lauren: What happened? Alex: Cheated Lauren: Oh *Later* Lauren: *eating* Alex: Hi Lauren: Hello Alex: So whatca doing Lauren: I'm eating Alex: Sweet *takes a French fry* Lauren: Hey! That's my French fry Alex: I'll take all of them Lauren: Please don't Alex: *laughs* Lauren: *laughs* *Alex's Phone goes off* Alex: *sighs* Lauren: What is it? Alex: I have to take my pills Lauren: Pills? Alex: When I was 7 my mom was kidnapped and then six months later they found her arms and legs decapitated in a barn but they never found her body or head Lauren: Oh I'm sorry Alex: It's okay Lauren: Why do you need pills? Alex: Because if I don't take them I will have a panic attack and I have ADHD Lauren: Oh Alex: Crap and I'm all out I'll be right back Lauren: Okay Alex: *leaves* *After school* Lauren: Hey mom and dad Mike and Clara: Hey honey Mike: So how was your first day? Lauren: It was good I made a friend Clara: What's her name? Lauren: Alex *Doorbell rings* Lauren: I got it *opens the door*Hey Alex Alex: Hey you dropped your phone Lauren: Thanks Clara: Hello dear Alex: Hi Clara: You must be Alex Alex: Yes Clara: I'm Lauren's mother Clara Alex: Hi Mrs. Clara Clara: *whispers*you should date her Lauren: Mom Clara: Would you like to join us for dinner Alex: Sure I would love to Clara: Okay *goes in the kitchen* Alex: This is my first time having dinner with another family that's not related to me Lauren: Don't worry my parents are the best Alex: They look cool Lauren: I wanna show you my room Alex: Okay *They go to Lauren's room*
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