WHAT THE FUCK PART THREE

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🚨 BRAND NEW DAY MEANS BRAND NEW CHAPTER OF THIS FUCKERY ☺️. Ummmmm I might post again tonight I don't know we shall see how I feel 🤷🏾‍♀️. Enjoy part tres amigos and amigas I don't discriminate 😌🚨

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*Later*
Lauren: *watching Alex*

🚨 decided that if there's pictures and videos, I'll put them but I mostly won't find some of the videos anymore cause the owner either took it down or YouTube decided to be a bitch like usual 🤷🏾‍♀️🚨

Lauren: *starts crying*
*Lauren's Phone Rings*
Lauren: *answers it*Hello
Alex: Hey Lauren
Lauren: Alex? Oh my gosh
Alex: Yeah shocking 🚨 I made this bitch fucking invincible 🤦🏾‍♀️🚨
Lauren: *starts crying again*
Alex: Don't cry
Lauren: Why? I'm here and not there with you caring for you and being there
Alex: Hey you're caring for me now just by talking to me
Lauren: But that's not enough
Alex: It's enough for me okay so don't cry
Lauren: I can't
Alex: Why
Simon and the girls: *listening their conversation* 🚨nosy ass bitches 🚨
Lauren: I want to be next to you, I want us to cuddle, I just want...*crying*I just want to see you
Alex: I want to see you to believe my grandparents have to keep me on a leash because I want to see you so bad; I want to cuddle with you
Lauren: I can't stand this long distance relationship
Alex: In 2 weeks I'll be there okay
Lauren: But I want you now
Alex: I want you now to
Lauren: When are you leaving the hospital?
Alex: 5 days
Lauren: Oh okay
Alex: I gotta go my grandma wants me to clean my room
Lauren: Please don't hang up
Alex: She wants me off the phone though
Lauren: Call me back please we need to finish talking
Alex: Okay love u
Lauren: Love u to
*They hang-up*
Dinah: You okay Lauren
Lauren: Yeah
Dinah: Tell me what happened
*The Next Day*
*Alex's phone rings*
Alex: *answers it*Hello
Simon: Hey Alex it's Simon 🚨how in the crack did he get her number 🧐🚨
Alex: Hey Simon what's up?
Simon: I want you to come to L.A
Alex: I can't I have my grandparents to take care of
Simon: Bring them with you
Alex: My grandpa is afraid of tall buildings and heights 🚨so basically everywhere 🧐🚨
Simon: I just need you to come because Lauren is crying herself to sleep because she misses you and she wants to be with you
Alex: Okay I'll be there
Simon: Okay
*They hang-up*
*Later*
Alex: Grandpa it's not gonna fall
Grandpa: I don't care I'm not going in there
Alex: Please grandpa please
Grandpa: *sighs*Fine
*With Lauren*
Lauren: *singing with the girls*
Alex: Grandpa and Grandma stay here
Grandpa: Okay
Alex: *sees Simon*Hey Simon
Simon: Alex Lauren is in the booth
Alex: Okay *goes inside and hears them singing*
Girls: *finishes singing and sees Alex and covers their mouths*
Alex: *mouths*Shh
Lauren: What? *turns around and sees Alex*Alex!! *runs up to her and hugs her tight*
Alex: *hugs back*
Lauren: *kisses her*
Alex: *kisses back*
Lauren: *pulls away slowly*
Girls: Aww!
Lauren and Alex: *smiles*
Grandpa: *takes a wire out*There I killed the snake 🚨what the fuck 🚨
Alex: Grandpa that's not a snake that's a wire
Grandpa: A what?
Alex: *sighs*Nothing *plugs the wire back in*
*Later*
Lauren: *cuddling with Alex*
Alex: How would you feel if I went to the military?
Lauren: Why are you planning to?
Alex: I was
Lauren: I would feel worry because in the battle field a lot of people die
Alex: I was thinking about that and I was mostly thinking about you because what if I die I can't just leave like that 🚨bitch you got shot like sixty times you should already be dead 🚨
Lauren: Do you want to do that?
Alex: No I just want to be with you
Lauren: I want to be with you to
Alex: *kisses her*
Lauren: *kisses back*
*2 months later*
Sam: *recording*
Alex: I'm about to play a prank on Lauren from Fifth Harmony hope this goes right
*3 minutes later*
Lauren: *comes in*
Alex: Hey Lauren
Lauren: Hey
Alex: I brought us a new 70" HD TV
Lauren: No way
Alex: Yes way can you help me it bring upstairs
Lauren: Okay
*They bring it half-way upstairs and Alex lets it go and it rolls downstairs*
Lauren: Alex you didn't even try to grab it
Alex: You let it go I had it
Lauren: I didn't drop it
Alex: Yo you probably broke it
Lauren: I did not
Alex: Yes you did you broke it
Lauren: I did not
Alex: *takes the tape off*you're buying a new one if you broke this
Lauren: I didn't break this
Alex: I saw you let it go I had it you just let it go
Lauren: It's fine there's patting
Alex: It's broke *opens the door and the screen door*
Lauren: Alex what are you doing
Alex: *takes the TV out and throws it over the balcony*
Lauren: What the hell Alex
Alex: *starts laughing* 🚨 anyone that's wondering I got that from watching BFvsGF 🚨
Lauren: Why are you laughing? That's not funny
Alex: That's not the TV
Lauren: What
Alex: That's my mom's old TV
Lauren: Really
Alex: *laughing*you should of seen the look on your face
Lauren: You're such an ass *goes inside and goes to her room and locks the door*
Alex: Come on babe open the door
Lauren: No
Alex: Please
Lauren: No
*Later*
Alex: *watching TV*
Lauren: *comes out the room*
Alex: Still mad at me
Lauren: Yes
Alex: *kisses her*
Lauren: *kisses back*
Alex: *pulls away*you still mad at me
Lauren: Maybe
Alex: *takes off her pants and underwear and picks her up and sits her on the table*
Lauren: What are you do...*gasps*
Alex: *licks faster*
Lauren: *moans loudly*Alex
Alex: *sticks her tongue in and out of her*
Lauren: *moans really loud* 🚨 calm down hoe she ain't that good 🚨
*Later*
Alex and Lauren: *asleep*
*Alex's Phone Rings*
Alex: *wakes up*
*Alex's Phone Rings again*
Alex: *answers it*Hello
Sam: Alex wake up now!
Alex: I am awake now what do you want
Sam: We got signed to a record
Alex: Excuse me
Sam: We got signed to Hollywood Records
Alex: What?! No way
Sam: We need to go to Hollywood Records in Burbank, California by Friday 🚨Sam do you even have talent? 🚨
Alex: We need to be there by tomorrow
Sam: Yeah get your ass up and start packing
Alex: Fine
*They hang-up*
*The Next Day*
Lauren: I have a family reunion later so I can't make it okay
Alex: Okay tell everyone I said hello
Lauren: Okay
*They make-out*
Sam: Come on lovebirds we're gonna miss our flight *pulls Alex away*
Alex: Bye
Lauren: Bye
Alex: Love u
Lauren: Love u to
*They leave*
*18 hours later* 🚨I really thought it took 18 fucking hours to get from Miami to L.A 🤦🏾‍♀️ I hate myself 🚨
Sam: We're here
Alex: Dude come on
*Later*
Jason: Okay so what's your name?
Sam: I'm Sam and this is Alex
Alex: Sup
Jason: I've been listening to your music and I think you two are the next big thing
Sam: No way
*7 months later*
Lauren and Jason: *having sex*🚨 whoa whoa whoa whoa flag on the play 🏳️, what the fuck?? Who are you Jason and what do you even do? 🚨
Sam: So you just agreed
Alex: Yeah I couldn't let a good cup of coffee go to waste
Sam: But you had to paid them $50 🚨🤦🏾‍♀️🚨
Alex: Hey you need coffee 🚨you need help past me🚨
Sam: No you don't
Alex: I know I didn't have anything better to say
Sam: *laughs*Okay
Alex: *laughs*
Sam and Alex: *sees two black figures having sex*
Alex: Looks like Jason is getting some
Sam: Yeah by who though
Alex: I don't know
Sam: Okay
Alex and Sam: *sees Lauren*
Sam: Alex don't!
Alex: *goes inside and starts beating up Jason*
Lauren: Alex stop! Alex!
Alex: *about to punch Jason and looks at Lauren*
Lauren: Please 🚨reference to the scene in 8 mile 🚨
Alex: *leaves*
*The Next Day*
Lauren: Hey Alex
Alex: Leave me alone
Lauren: I want to talk to you
Alex: What's there to talk about?
Lauren: *sees bruises on her hands*what happened to your hand?
Alex: It's none of your business
Lauren: Please look at me
Alex: *looks at her and has a black eye*🚨the fuck you been doing?🚨
Lauren: What happened?
Alex: Like I said it's none of your business
Lauren: Please Alex just talk to me
Alex: I don't feel like talking
Lauren: Alex you're gonna have to talk to somebody why not me
Alex: Are you seriously asking me that question
Lauren: You're being an ass you know
Alex: I'm an ass to everybody *puts her shoes on and stands up*🚨yea a dumb ass 🚨
Lauren: You wasn't an ass to me or the girls
Alex: I'm different when it comes to people I don't know
Lauren: You don't know me?
Alex: You're showing me the real you right now *starts walking away*
Lauren: I'm sorry
Alex: Yeah well go fuck yourself *leaves*
Lauren: *hurt*🚨suck it up🚨
*Later*
Alex: *walks into the booth and starts singing*
*2 minutes later*
Alex: *stops singing*
Jason: *comes in*
Alex: Look whatever you got to say to me I don't care
Jason: I'm pressing charges against you
Alex: What? For what I didn't do anything
Jason: So beating me up isn't doing anything
Alex: You had sex with my girlfriend what was I supposed to do sit there and watch and clap
Jason: Hey she came onto me
Alex: Really that's not what I saw
Jason: Well...
Alex: And plus you have a wife and 4 kids
Jason: They are in there
Alex: How old are they
Jason: Two is 13, one is 15, and the other one is 17 all in High School 🚨that don't add up 🧐🚨
Alex: Look if you're gonna hit me then hit me okay I've had enough of this stuff
Jason: Okay *punches her*
Alex: *falls to the ground*
Jason: *punching her and punching her*
Alex: *bloody*
Jason: *throws Alex into the door*
Alex: *groans and tries to get up*
Jason: *pushes her down*
Alex: You're a real douchebag you know
Jason: *turns her around and puts her foot on her chest and starts choking her*
Alex: *trying to catch her breath*
Jason: *pushes his foot down harder*
Alex: *starts losing consciousness*
Sam and Lauren: *sees Jason choking Alex*
Jason: *pushes his foot down harder*
Alex: *loses consciousness*
Sam: *pushes Jason off of Alex*
Lauren: Alex! *shakes her*Alex! *shakes her again*Alex!
*Later*
Alex: *wakes up*🚨WHY AREN'T YOU DECEASED?!?!?🚨
Lauren: *on the phone*
Alex: *sits up*
Lauren: I'll call you back...okay bye Mom *hangs-up and sits across from Alex*I'm not expecting you to forgive me but I am very sorry for all of this I never meant to hurt you and I love you so much
Alex: *doesn't say anything*
Lauren: *hurt because she didn't say anything*I should go and leave you alone *stands up and starts walking away*
Alex: Wait
Lauren: *stops and turns around*
Alex: *goes by her*Look I'm still mad at what you did but I hope we can friends 🚨*sighs 🤦🏾‍♀️*🚨
Lauren: I want us to be more than friends Alex I love you so much that it hurts every time your away I cry
Alex: *doesn't say anything*
Lauren: *starts crying*I just want to see you happy
Alex: I want to see you happy
Lauren: You make me happy
Alex: But what you did to me was wrong I would never do that to you
Lauren: He came on to me
Alex: If he came on to you, did you ever think about me
Lauren: *doesn't say anything*
Alex: No you didn't *leaves*
Lauren: *sighs*
*2 months later*
Sam: You okay
Alex: Yeah I'm fine
Sam: *sees cut marks*Have you been cutting yourself again 🚨 okay let's take a pause, at the time I didn't really know much about self harm and things of that nature and I was really careless about the topic so on my behalf I do apologize for just like throwing this in there. Thankfully I am more knowledgeable about this sensitive topic and I don't throw it around anymore but once again I genuinely apologize for this 🚨
Alex: *pulls her sleeve down*No
Sam: You need to stop
Alex: Why
Sam: Because you can cut yourself in the wrong place
Alex: Look I know where and where not to cut
Sam: When did you do this?
Alex: I've been doing this since I was 3 I stopped when I started dating Lauren and then I had a relapsed
Sam: Are you depress
Alex: Yeah
Sam: You miss Lauren
Alex: Yeah
Sam: Go get her
Alex: I can't
Sam: Why
Alex: Because she's dating someone
Sam: Who
Alex: Chad
Sam: Oh look you two are best friends right
Alex: Yeah
Sam: I know she still have feelings for you and you still have feelings for her
Alex: I doubt that but I can't get her back I mean even if I try I still can't get her and plus she's happy I don't want to ruin that for her *leaves*
Sam: *sighs*

🚨I.....I don't know what the
fuck is going on anymore. I'm lost and confused. Do you like when I comment beside the most random and dumbest shit or should I not do that? Let me know playa 😎 🚨

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