Meggy woke up and cracked her neck.
Meggy: *Yawn* Hopefully Luigi is out of the house.
The inkling walked up the stairs and pressed her ear on the door to hear Mario and Luigi having a conversation.
Mario: Bro, guess what I found!
Luigi: Dafuq?
Mario: Look at this!
Mario was holding his phone up, Luigi looked at it and saw that there was a non-haunted mansion that he had won.
Luigi: HORI SHIATO!
Mario: It's all for you, bro! You lucky bastard! Go on, go see how the mansion is!
Luigi cheered and got into his kart.
Luigi: YOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Luigi slammed his foot on the gas pedal and drove away, Meggy got out of the basement and hugged Mario.
Mario: Heh heh, morning Meggy!
Meggy: Good morning, Mario. What was that about?
Mario: Oh, I tricked Luigi into thinking he won a non-haunted mansion.
Meggy: Good one, Mario. *Giggle*
Mario: So... Now what?
Meggy looked over at the boxes she brought in yesterday and opened them, revealing a stash of weapons.
Mario: *Jontron voice* HOLY SHIT!
Meggy: I have an idea! How about we train?
Mario: Sure, but not in here! Let's do it outside.
Meggy nodded in agreement and followed Mario outside.
Meggy: Alright... You ready, Mario?
Mario: I HAVE NO IDEA!
Meggy spun her Splattershot around and began to fire at Mario, the plumber screamed and ran behind a tree.
Mario: SHIT! SHIT!
Mario ran from behind the tree and fired at Meggy, she turned into her Squid form and swam towards Mario while he panicked.
Mario: Uh oh...!
Meggy turned back to her normal form and pointed her Splattershot at the back of Mario's head.
Mario: *Windows error noise*
Meggy pressed the trigger, but the Splattershot fired water instead of ink which completely soaked Mario.
Mario: Meggy!
Meggy laughed and fell to the floor.
Meggy: Gotcha, Mario!
Mario: Okay, good one, Meggy... But...
Meggy: But?-
Mario grabbed his Splattershot and shot Meggy in the stomach.
Meggy: OOF!
Mario: What goes around comes around!
Meggy: Oh, it is on!
Orange ink started to fly around the place, during this, Luigi arrived at the non-haunted mansion but realized something.
Luigi: Wait a minute... Wait a minute!
There was no mansion at all, except for a small cottage.
Old Man: YOU DARN KIDS GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
The Old Man pulled a shotgun out and started to fire at Luigi.
Luigi: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Luigi ran away and hid behind a large rock.
Old Man: ...Dickface.
Luigi: *Panting* Oh my god... That's not a mansion...! That must of been a scam! I'll text Mario about it...
Luigi took his phone out of his pocket and began to text Mario.
Mario: Eat this!
Mario threw a Splat Bomb at Meggy, as she kicked it back at her plumber boyfriend.
Mario: WAT?!-
The Splat Bomb exploded sending Mario flying into a tree.
Mario: OOF! Mama Mia...!
Meggy helped Mario get up and kissed him on the cheek.
Meggy: That should do for today, Mario! Thanks for helping me train!
Mario: No problem, Meggy! Let's head back... I-inside...
The Mario Bro's house was completely covered in orange ink.
Meggy: Oops...!
Mario: At least we have time to clean it up-
Mario's phone vibrated, as the plumber looked at his notifications to see a text from Luigi.
Luigi: (Text) Hey, bro. Turns out there wasn't a mansion after all. It must of been some shady scam. I'll be heading back home now. See ya in a few minutes!
Mario: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
Meggy: Oh no, that isn't good!
Mario: HOW ARE WE GONNA CLEAN THE HOUSE IN TIME?!
Meggy checked her Splattershot to see that it was empy.
Meggy: I'll go get more water! Start cleaning, Mario!
Mario nodded and grabbed a sponge.
Mario: IT'S SCRUBBING TIME!
The plumber started to clean the roof of the house while making chainsaw noises.
Mario: Luigi is gonna kill me if we're not quick!
Mario continued to clean, then Meggy came back with a Splattershot full of water.
Meggy: Alright, I got the water!
Mario: Hurry, do it Meggy!
Meggy fired the Splattershot, as water covered the house and washed all of the orange ink away.
Mario: Phew...
Mario hopped down from the roof and high-fived Meggy, as Luigi parked his kart in front of the house.
Mario: Quick, hide!
Meggy jumped through the window and ran into the basement, Mario approached Luigi and smiled.
Luigi: Huh? Oh, hey bro! Have you... Cleaned the house?
Mario: Y-yeah! I decided to be really helpful and clean up! It saves you out of having to do any work, bro!
Luigi: *Thoughts: Something is off... Mario NEVER wants to pitch in and help... I'll talk to the others about this.* Oh, thanks bro! I really appreciate it!
Mario nodded as he and Luigi walked into the house.
Luigi: I'll be watching some TV, want to join in, bro?
Mario: Sorry, Luigi... I'm a bit busy today...
Luigi: Okie dokie, bro!
Mario tiptoed into the basement and closed the door behind him.
Meggy: That was close.
Mario: Too close. I've decided that I'm gonna hang out with you down here for a while, got any ideas?
Meggy held up a stack of UNO cards.
Meggy: I found these down here. Are they part of a game or something?
Mario: UNO?! Hell yeah! I'll explain the rules.
Mario explained the rules of UNO, as the couple began to play while holding hands.
(Actually, a change of plans. I might release all of the chapters today, since tomorrow and Tuesday I'll be a bit busy with some college work. But hey, at least I'll be first to revive this majestic story!)
Anyways, lata!
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Mario X Meggy: The Secret Couple Reborn (SmeshBras123's Contest!)
Fanfiction(It's made me sad to see such a major point in Smesh's timeline be taken away, so I'm gonna participate in this contest too! Just a heads up, this may not be 100% accurate to the original, so sorry! I don't exactly remember everything!) Mario and Me...
