Meggy turned back into her normal form as they arrived at the castle.
SMG4: Hmm? Oh, you're here! For a second there, I thought you weren't gonna come!
Mario: I do agree we've been kinda absent, but that's because me and Meggy have been training a whole lot.
Meggy: Yeah. Splatfest training is pretty important!
SMG4: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
The couple started to sweat a little.
SMG4: Nah, it's probably nothing. Anyways, come on! We're gonna have an 8-player Team Battle on Super Smash Each Other In The Ass Bros!
Mario: OH IT'S ON, ASSHOLE!
The two grabbed their controlllers, as Tari finished setting the game up. It was Mario and Meggy VS Tari and SMG4 VS Fishy Boopkins and Bob VS Luigi and Bowser.
B0b: We'Re GoNnA wReCk YoU sCrUbS!
Mario: In your dreams, Bob!
SMG4: GUYS, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Mario: Ready, Meggy?
Meggy: Yeah! Let's go!
The game started, as the teams began to brawl.
Mario/SMG4: HRRRR!!! HRRR!!! I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
Luigi: Nah, I'm out! HASHTAG TOO VIOLENT FOR ME!
Luigi jumped off the stage as Bowser facepalmed.
Bowser: Seriously, Luigi?!
Luigi was now in the corner sucking his thumb.
Mario: Heh heh, how unfortunate for you, Bowser!
Bowser: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP!
Mario: *Head shrinks* OKIE DOKIEEEEEEEEEE...
Meggy knocked Bob off the stage and cheered.
B0b: ...PiSs.
Fishy Boopkins: Don't worry, Bob! I'll avenge you-
Tari giggled and knocked Fishy Boopkins off the stage.
Fishy Boopkins: ...Oh...
Mario started to perform multiple combos on Bowser and kicked him off the stage.
Bowser: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!
Mario: I'mmmmm about to whip somebody's asssssssssss...
Tari: Uh oh...
SMG4: Tari, activate your awesome gaming powers!
Tari: Sorry, SMG4... My Meta Runner arm is experiencing some issues, so I can only play normally...
SMG4: GODDAMMIT!
Mario and Meggy powered through SMG4 and Tari and sent them off the stage.
SMG4: Fuck!
Tari: Aw, we lost...
Bowser: THEY FUCKING CHEATED!
Meggy: Hey, it's not called cheating. It's called skill.
Mario: DEAL WITH IT!
B0b: ...ScReW tHiS, i'M gOnNa LoOk At SoMe HeNtAi.
Bowser: I'm gonna head back to cooking.
Mario: Actually, we should go. Thanks for inviting us around!
Meggy: Yeah, we're kinda busy...
SMG4: Uh huh... *Thoughts: Yeah, something is up. I'm gonna get to the bottom of this soon.*
Mario and Meggy left the castle and began to walk around the city again.
(Next chapter will be about a group of individuals I really hate. Shit... I still question why Baldi got so popular. (And plus, the game is so simple, and it pisses me off to see how much support it got. Sorry, Baldi fans.))
Anyways, lata!
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Mario X Meggy: The Secret Couple Reborn (SmeshBras123's Contest!)
Fanfiction(It's made me sad to see such a major point in Smesh's timeline be taken away, so I'm gonna participate in this contest too! Just a heads up, this may not be 100% accurate to the original, so sorry! I don't exactly remember everything!) Mario and Me...
