Mario danced while singing like a retard, Meggy looked at her plumber boyfriend and smiled a little. Sometimes his retarded nature would get a tiny bit irritating.
Meggy: Hey, Mario?
Mario: Dadadadadadada- Yes, Meggy?
Meggy: Hey... Can I ask you a question?
Mario: Sure, what is it-
Meggy: Have you ever considered... You know, taking classes to get a bit smarter?
Mario: WHAT?! OH HELL NOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Meggy: Wait, hang on! Mario, I have math questions for you. What is two plus two?
Mario: ...Twenty-two?
Meggy: Wrong... What is eight times five?
Mario: ...Eighty-five?
Meggy: Wrong again... Last one, what is one plus one? *Thoughts: Surely he's gotta get this one right...*
Mario did some intense thinking, but his brain got overloaded and his head exploded.
Meggy: *Sigh*
Mario: I am ded.
Meggy grabbed Mario and started walking towards a familiar schoolhouse.
Mario: Wait, where are you taking me, Meggy?
Meggy: We're gonna see if you can get a bit smarter, Mario! And this place should help with that!
Mario looked up at a sign and gasped.
Mario: NO! NO! NOT HERE! NO!
The couple entered the building, but didn't realize that the door locked behind them suddenly.
???: Oh, hi!
Mario's eyes widened, as he turned around and saw him. The terrifying teacher known as Baldi.
Baldi: Welcome to my schoolhouse!
Mario screamed like a girl and hid behind Meggy.
Meggy: Whoa, what's wrong Mario?!
Mario: GET THAT SLENDER RIP OFF THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! HE'S TORTURED ME IN THE PAST!
Meggy: Oh, come on, Mario! I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding.
Mario tried to protest, but realized he wasn't getting out of this.
Mario: Ugh, fineeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Meggy: Yay!
Baldi led the two into a classroom and put a question on the board.
Baldi: Question one. Eight plus two!
Mario thought intensely, as Meggy put the answer down on her paper.
Baldi: Question two. Nine plus ten!
Mario held his head while thinking even more intensely, Meggy put the next answer down and smiled.
Meggy: This is easy...
Baldi: Question three...
Baldi wrote a scratched up glitchy mess on the board.
Meggy: *Jontron voice* WHAT?!
Mario: Oh no...
Baldi: What is- *Earrape screeching noise* divided by- *Earrape screeching noise*
Meggy started to panic a bit, and wrote an answer on her paper which was a scratched up glitchy mess as well.
Mario: Hmm...
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Mario X Meggy: The Secret Couple Reborn (SmeshBras123's Contest!)
Fanfiction(It's made me sad to see such a major point in Smesh's timeline be taken away, so I'm gonna participate in this contest too! Just a heads up, this may not be 100% accurate to the original, so sorry! I don't exactly remember everything!) Mario and Me...
