After a few hours of playing UNO, Luigi called from upstairs.
Luigi: Bro?
Mario: Yeah, Luigi?
Luigi: I'm gonna be heading to the city to get some groceries, so I'll be back soon!
Mario: Okay, Luigi!
Luigi started his kart up and drove off, as Mario and Meggy walked out of the basement.
Mario: I have an idea... Are you hungry, Meggy?
Meggy's stomach growled as she blushed.
Meggy: Yes...
Mario: How about we go on a date?
Meggy: I'd love that, Mario!
Mario: Then it's settled. Just a warning, though. Luigi may be back by the time we come back home, but I have an alternative for you.
Meggy: Okay, Mario.
The two walked out of their house and entered the city, and as usual, the same retarded stuff was happening.
FM: STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!!!
Yoshi: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!
Waluigi: Waluigi's... Taco Stand..!
Wario: Get ya tacos for eighty-five dollars!
Big Smoke: ...NOBODY JACKS SMOKE!
Sonic: COME ON, STEP IT UP!
Tails: Wait for us, Sonic!
Knuckles: Yeah, we're not as fast as you!
???: Come on boys, catch up!
A wolf started running at the same speed at Sonic due to her powers.
Sonic: NANI?!
Mario: Heh heh.
Meggy: Same old city, huh Mario?
Mario: Yep!
The two continued to walk for a while, until they found an Italian restaurant.
Mario: Ooooooooooh... Imma got a boner!
Meggy giggled and walked into the restaurant.
Jeeves: Hmm? Oh, hello there!
Mario: Hi, Jeeves! Table for two, please!
Jeeves guided the couple to a table and gave them menus.
Jeeves: What would you like to order?
Mario: Ladies first.
Meggy blushed and looked at the menu.
Meggy: Hmm... Could we have a big plate of spaghetti to share?
Jeeves: Sure! And drinks?
Mario: Hmm... Pepsi, please.
Meggy: Same here.
Jeeves collected their menus and walked off, as the couple stared into each other's eyes.
Mario: You're so cute, Meggy.
Meggy: You too, Mario...
After a few minutes of waiting, Jeeves put the giant plate of spaghetti on the table.
Mario: WOW!
Jeeves: Bon appetite!
Sans walked into the Italian restaurant with a troll face.
Papyrus: Sans... Don't.
Sans: I think...
Papyrus: SANS....
Sans: You meant...
Jeeves: Ah, shit. Here we go again.
Sans: BONE appetite.
Papyrus screamed and dragged Sans out of the restaurant.
Sans: I REGRET NOTHING!
Mario and Meggy laughed, as they began to eat their spaghetti.
Mario: Oh, boi! This tastes so good!
Meggy: Yeah! I can see why this restaurant is a five-star!
The couple then got hold of the same strand of spaghetti and kissed by accident.
Mario: *Blush* Ooooooooooooooh...
Meggy: *Blush* That was a nice kiss.
Mario: Indeed it was!
The two finished their meal, Mario dropped some money on the table and began to carry Meggy bridal style.
Mario: Hold on tight!
Mario ran out of the restaurant while singing.
Meggy: *Thoughts: This is so romantic...*
SMG3 watched from a distance while looking at his evil plans.
SMG3: Hmm... Create a clone... Create a Metal Gear... Try and take over the real world- Wait, what the fuck? What the hell did that so called future me give me earlier?
After a while of running, Mario arrived at the house and saw Luigi in the window.
Mario: Shit, just what I feared. Like I said, I have an alternative.
Mario went inside the house and brought out a tent and set it up for Meggy.
Meggy: Thanks, Mario!
Mario: You're welcome!
Meggy kissed Mario on the cheek and went inside the tent.
Mario: Comfortable?
Meggy: Yep! Well, I'm gonna take a nap.
Mario: Okie dokie. Sleep well.
Meggy nodded and fell asleep, as Mario walked into the house and began to chow on spaghetti.
(Alright, so we're (almost) halfway now. I can't help but put some references in this chapter, if you noticed them. They're pretty obvious. XD)
Anyways, lata!
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Mario X Meggy: The Secret Couple Reborn (SmeshBras123's Contest!)
Fanfiction(It's made me sad to see such a major point in Smesh's timeline be taken away, so I'm gonna participate in this contest too! Just a heads up, this may not be 100% accurate to the original, so sorry! I don't exactly remember everything!) Mario and Me...
