a literal god in RWBY and other anime's & novel's (M!reader)

meeting ruby rose

(y/n) was now waiting in front of the dust shop that was get robed with his eye's closed while listening to his music on his new scroll and headphone's

(y/n): one...two...three...

*someone flies out of the window*

(y/n): yup time to meet the main protagonist...well one of them at least...

soon after that guy a certain girl in black and red jumped out of the window wielding a giant scythe she then started to beat up the bad guy's and you decided to help her and started to walk into the battle still with your eye's closed

suddenly you lift your hand and grab something then you open you eye's as you see Ruby with wide eye's looking at you as you just now caught her scythe with only two finger's

(y/n): i'm here to help you im a hunter 'self proclaimed one but you dont need to know that'

Ruby: you are a hunter!!??!! but you are so young!!!

(y/n): yup

Roman: what are you bafoon's doing?! shoot them!

(y/n): wait a sec ok ;)

Ruby: eeeh?

(y/n): ZA WARUDO!!!

and right when you said those word's time stopped just right on time as the bullet's that Roman man fired were inches away from Ruby body you then grabbed every one of them and throw them into a trash bin after that you took you time to walk to every one of Roman man and kicked every one of them in the ball's when you were done with the dog's ...it was time for the owner

you walked to him slowly and took a deep breath and then with all you might you swing your leg and kick Roman in the d*ck

(y/n): time will begun to move once again

and just like that time resumed and all of Roman men collapsed on the floor grabbing their balls but Roman...he just stood there his face drained of color's eye's all white and mouth open you then gently taped him on the forehead and he fell on his back not able to even cry in pain

Ruby: OMGTHATWASSOCOOLHOWDIDYOUDOTHAT?ISTHATYOURSEMBLANCE?

(Y/N): what i did is stop time and i guess you can call it kinda my semblance

???: akhem!

(y/n) and ruby turned their head around only to see glynda giving them a weird look

Ruby: your a huntress! can i have your autograph

Glynda: no! also fallow me someone want's to meet you *looks at (y/n)* you come to i need a word with you!

'what did i do?'

you asked yourself and started to walk with glynda and ruby to the police station but before you left you looked at Roman again and you remembered something

(y/n): Neo! come out i know you are hiding somewhere!

...

(y/n): i buy you ice cream ok?

as you said that from the corner of a building Neo head popped out and looked at you with star in her eye's

'awww she is adorable'

(y/n): come and dont worry about him *point's at roman* he will be okay and if you come with me i will make sure you dont go to prison ok?

Neo walked to you slowly and when she was just in front of you she was about to write something on her scroll but she didnt manage to do that as you lifted her up and carry her like you would carry a princes her face got full red and as she looked at your handsome face you then said

(y/n): heh i always's wanted to carry such a beautiful lady like that

**time skip brought to you by chibi (y/n) carrying blushing chibi Neo while chibi ruby looks at you jealous**

--(y/n)--

i was siting in the interrogation room with ruby and glynda while neo was siting on my lap waiting for that old wizard to came in

this time it was quiet because glynda could not scold us why you ask? simple all of the rober's were arrested and there was no casualties so she only did a little speech about that we did a good work but to call the police next time as what we did was extremely dangerous

well after a couple of minutes more ozpin finally decides to come in with a plate of cookies and to my surprise no mug of coffe in his hand

before he said anything to ruby he looked at me with a death glare and said in the most scary voice i have ever heard

Ozpin: you owe me a new mug

i just look at him and using my god power's i create a large mug in the shape of a woman body and a writing that says "31 reasons why glynga is the best MILF" and right below that was a list of many different reasons that prove the point of glynda being the best MILF

Ozpin looked at the new mug and started to read the list barely holding his laughter while glynda was to shocked to say anything so she just stood there with her mouth open and after a while ozpin looked at me say's

Ozpin: you are forgiven

(y/n): good now sorry but i promised this cutie a ice cream so i will go while you have your conversation with Ruby bye *teleport's himself and Neo away*

Ruby: wait...i never told him my name!

---at a random bench in vale---

(y/n): so...*ice cream appears in (y/n) hand* i need to talk to you *gives ice cream to neo* it's about Roman...listen i know you dont want to work for him so why are you doing this?

Neo looked a little sad and stared at her ice cream and after a couple of second's she took out her scroll and started to write something on it

"i owe him my life if not for him i would be dead"

(y/n): and you thought that giving him the control over your live is better than loosing it? i dont know about you but i dont see the point of living if you dont live how you want

"so what am i supposed to do?"

(y/n): leave him...you and i both know that he does not deserve to be free and i know for sure he does not deserve you!

she said nothing as she just look at him with a deep blush on her face

(y/n): ...you can work for me...i will not ask of you to do anything that you dont want to do or would feel uncomfortable to do and if not...i can change your appearance you would get a new look a new life and a fresh start and get a new chance to live a normal life how about it?

Neo just looked at him confusion clearly seen in her eye's she then started to write something on her scroll again and show it to (y/n) after she was done

"why? why would you do that for me?"

(y/n): simple *sigh* i'm an idiot...

Neo looked at him even more confused and was about to write something on her scroll again but you spoke again before she could do that

(y/n): i am an idiot that believes there is still kindness in the world and tries to desperately do anything in his power to show that showing other people kindness is not a bad or shameful thing and that they should do that more

Neo looked at him but this time with a little admiration in her eye's she then looked down at the ground and thought for a second and after a moment she started to write something on her scroll again

"i cant make such decision in one night can i answer you later? you have a scroll right? can you give me your number?"

(y/n) and neo exchange their numbers and said goodbye's to each other but before Neo could walk far enough (y/n) remembered something and called out to her

(y/n): Neo wait!

Neo stoped and turned around only to see (y/n) walking to her

(y/n): let me change your appearance Roman may get out of the prison soon knowing him and i dont want him to track you down

Neo looked at him with a face that said "holy sh*t your smart!"


(y/n) then placed his hand on her head and soon her eye's and hair changed to a different color's right now her hair was red while her eyes were brown also he increased her height a little not by much but the difference was noticeable

(y/n): okay done! bye now

and like that they walked in separate way's