so there is this guy who is has such a good guy syndrome that God decides to give his his power's and go on a vacation leaving him to do whatever the f*ck's he want.
so he goes to RWBY world kill salem and her follower's (except a few) takes her kin...
Jaune: and before i could register what happen the troll was already dead!
Nora: Eskel is a Badass!
of course he is! everybody from the wolf school is a badass! after all its the school where Geralt was trained!
Ren: so you spend a year being trained by "heroic spirits" and then another year being trained in magic and swordplay by (y/n) and those witchers?
Jaune: Yeah, i even become one as you can see.
he said as he pointed as his cat eyes that were the result of his witcher mutation.
Ren: so, what did it do?
Jaune: i have increased sense's, that are better then those that a Faunus has (from what (y/n) told me) but i can increase them even further by 100% thanks to some special witcher potions. from what i understand they are really toxic so only a witcher can take them
Ren: that's impressive
Nora: do you have night vision!?
Jaune: nah but there is also a potion for that
Nora: Boo! why bother having cat eyes if you dont see in the dark?
Jaune: there are still better then normal eyes!
when Jaune and Nora were arguing, Ren noticed that Pyrrha was oddly quiet for the entire conversation and when he turned his head to see the red-headed spartan with a dreamy face and a silly smile on her face
Ren: Pyrrha
he said as he grabbed her shoulder
Pyrrha: h-huh?
Ren: mission first...perverted fantasies later...
ever since Pyrrha saw Jaune (a couple of minutes ago) after his two year training with she had naughty thought's ever since...and the rest of the girls that saw him probably also have...damn a sexy jaune... in vol 1... i'm still trying to wrap my head around the Idea...
anywho let's go back to the story
Ren: so what is our plan?
JNP: ...*shrugs*
Ren: ...
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Pyrrha: umm...maybe we can start by going into that building in the distance??
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JNR: how did we not notice it before??
the answer is simple!...PLOT! thanks to PLOT thing just happen even if it doesnt make sense!
anyway as they were walking to the ...house? damn that is a nice building. they would all want to live in something like that.
when they entered the first thing they saw was...nothing. becouse the light's were off xD
Nora: Jaune-Jaune use your fire sign to make light!
Ren: OR we can just turn on the light
but it was to late...the couch was already on fire and Nora was already holding sausage on a stick above it.
Jaune: ...sorry...
Nora: does anyone want a sausage?
Pyrrha: umm...
Ren: *sigh*
when Nora was busy roasting her sausage and Jaune was busy trying to fix the fire he started, Ren and Pyrrha started to look around.
---time skip brought you by Chibi Jaune trashing Chibi Cardin (your welcome) ---
Pyrrha: *sigh* there is nothing here. i think we are just wasting time...
Nora: there is a trapdoor under the couch.
she said as she poured mustard on her sausage.
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Pyrrha: how do you know?
Nora: cause it burned down and nothing i left of it
Jaune: and you wanted to tell us this when?!
Nora: when i eat my sausage
she said nonchalantly and took a big bite of the sausage that was still on the stick. Jaune and Pyrrha were looking at her weirdly and Ren didnt had any reaction at all...he was already used to this...
Jaune: lets just go and check what's down there.
Jaune was the first and when he got down and saw that it's safe he gave a signal to his team to get down.
they were now in some sort of large underground tunnel and decided to go just start walking in a random direction.
Jaune: shhhh! did you guys hear that?
NPR: ...nope...
Jaune: oh yea increased sense's...there is something ahead of us and it's...screaming??
they looked at each other and took out their weapons. they started to walk forward but this time prepared for battle.
In the distance: aaaaaaaa....
Pyrrha: now i can hear it.
Jaune: its getting closer! get ready!
they got into a battle stance as the screaming was getting closer and closer... and suddenly they saw...team RWBY?
team RWBY were running trough the tunnel while screaming bloody murder , when JNPR saw this they wanted to ask what is going on but RWBY just run pass them not even sparing them a glance.
Jaune: what was that about?
Nora: umm...guys?
they heard her voice and saw her pointing in the direction from which RWBY came. they looked at what she was pointing and they were immediately petrified!
the wendigo's were literally pouring trough the tunnel and they were coming right at them!
JNPR:
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they soon fallowed team RWBY example and started to run in the opposite direction, while screaming like little girls
Jaune took some Witcher bombs, set them on and toss them behind him. he heard explosion fallowed by loud screams of Anger from the wendigo's...did they do anything? he didnt know as he didnt want to look behind him
they kept on running until they saw the light at the end of the tunnel and soon they were outside at the entrance of the tunnel/cave.
when they exited all of them saw Team RWBY out of their breath and barely keeping themself standing.
Nora: hi guys!
Ruby: we *huff* need to prepare for *huff* battle!
they all prepared their weapons and were ready to cast some spells but they saw that Jaune was already in the middle of a spell and looking at them with a cheeky grin on his face
Weiss: what are you smiling for you Dolt!
Jaune: oh you know...because of THIS!!
he said and shoot a lightning out of his hand Kamehameha style right into the tunnel where the wendigos were coming from.
Jaune: (i guess adding a little more Aura to it wont hurt, would it?)
and he poured more Aura into the spell making the lightning 1000000 times stronger
---Neo POV---
Neo: *sigh* im getting bored...
(y/n): *casually walks out from a portal* NEO! YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST DISCOVERED!!! GLYNDA IS PRE-
In the distance: *the sound of a nuclear bomb exploding combined with the sound of thunder*
half of the mountain was literally gone. like blown to little bits!! nothing left!
