(y/n): whats up dawg?
he said casually as he fell on a nice chair, in front of him there was a old man in a white business suit with long gray hair and a majestic beard
this person was none other then SCP-343, the God of this universe, one of his many copies...
343: oh? i didnt know my original will come with a visit. can i ask, why have you...or maybe me? decidet to visit this universe?
(y/n): sh*t and giggles mostly, but i would also love to help humanity a little since im already here
343: helping huh...so you will deal with the word ending scenarios?
(y/n): no, i will just give them the tools and knowledge
when that was said 343 let out a low hum and looked at the (y/n), the true biblical god...
343: tea? coffe?
(y/n): choco coffe if you would.
sience 343 had the same powers as (y/n), he just made the cup appear from nowhere and passed it to (y/n)...the drink was just PERFECT!
(y/n): thanks me!
343: no problem, me.
he replied with a chuckle. they then spent a couple of hours chatting with each other, to be honest talking with yourself was a weird experience, but (y/n) just ignored it
the talk was mostly (y/n) telling 343 about the universes he visited and 343 listening intrigued. he was a little surprised when he learned that he died in one of them (highschool DXD)
they would have talked more but they were interrupted by a bunch of Guards walking in with guns pointing at (y/n)
Guard: dont move!
soon a scientist walked in and looked at (y/n) and then at 343, from the look on his face, (y/n) knew the guy was angry
Scientist: 343, could you explain why there is a unknown individual in the facility?
343 just looked at the scientist and took a nice LOOOOOONG slurp of his coffe, and when the scientist wanted to say something, 343 just raised his hand and showed his index finger telling him to wait a second
after a second more of slurping the coffe, he smacked his lips and let out a satisfied sigh
343: sorry, what was the question?
the scientist now fuming with anger repeat the question with venom clear in his voice
343: ah yes, him
he looked at (y/n) with a smile on his face and a spark in his eye...oh no...that cant be good...
343: he is my father
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(y/n): nice to meet you sir, i hope im not a problem? you see after all...
(y/n) then looked at 343 with a look in his eye that was basically saying "f*ck you"
(y/n): i just wanted to visit my precious baby boy <3 ~~
---time skip brought you by chibi author giving his readers Internet cookies---
(y/n): and then he was all like, "I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO!!!" and after that he was penetrated by a statue and barbecued alive
Dr.Bright: sounds yummy
(y/n): yeah, nothing better then a grilled gay vampire for breakfast :)
Dr.Bright: nah, have you ever tried a smoothie out of 999? its amazingly good!
(y/n): wait, what? isnt he incredible disgusting when consumed?
Dr.Bright: not when he is made into a smoothie! but the pain of "letting him out" is even worse than normal!
(y/n): i see...I WIN!
he when he saw that Bright king was not didnt have any moves
(y/n): checkmate
Dr.Bright: YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!!
he screamed while trowing a UNO reverse card at (y/n) face
(y/n): oh yea!?! I SUNK YOUR BATTLE SHIP!!!!
Dr.Bright: JOKES ON YOU! I F*CKED YOUR MOM!
(y/n): JOKES ON YOU! I F*CKED YOUR SISTER!
Dr.Bright: PFFT! THATS EASY! I F*CKED 682!
(y/n): B*TCH I F*CKED A DRAGON! (Yang)
---time skip brought you by Chibi (y/n) looking at himself in the mirror for 40 hours---
(y/n): so in other words, i help you, and you let me adopt some kids!
he said while standing in front of the entire O5 council, they all looked at him and then started to whisper to each other, contemplating if the deal is worth taking.
after a couple of minutes they stopped and looked at (y/n)
one of the O5: very well we will allow it, but before you adopt one of the SCP's, first you must show that you are capable of helping us.
(y/n): deal!
he said and approached the head of the O5 council to shake his hand
(y/n): so...which SCP should i help you exterminate first?
---time skip brought you by Chibi (y/n) and Chibi Dr.Bright having a bromance---
...of course it was 682...
(y/n): to be honest he looks better then i imagined...
sure he was a ugly motherf*cker but he wasnt THAT ugly. after looking at the reptile having a bath in acid he walked away from the room and entered a room where a bunch of scientist was present, including his Bro Dr.Bright
Dr.Bright: sup b*tch!
(y/n): hey faggot.
all the other scientist have sighed hearing the two idiots interaction with each other
(y/n): okay. SO! i will tell you straight off that 682 cant be killed without also killing the rest of the world or destroying it, as of now.
and with that said all of them started to question why they are even here if what he told them is true?
(y/n): so we have three options! wait a couple of years and hope that man kind will make a weapon to kill the f*cking thing
he said while raising a finger
(y/n): ask him nicely to stop and hope he agrees
he raised another finger
(y/n): or...we could use multiple SCP's to cleverly get multiple materials and technology that will help us build...something truly terrifying...
he said as he raised the third finger and stood up from his chair, he then summoned a chalk board with something dawn on it already.
it was some kind of...something...
it had a handle like a sword but there was no blade...but in stead there were 3 round cylinder shaped things with weird runes on it
(y/n): ladies and gentleman, i present you...project EA...
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a literal god in RWBY and other anime's & novel's (M!reader)
Fanfictionso there is this guy who is has such a good guy syndrome that God decides to give his his power's and go on a vacation leaving him to do whatever the f*ck's he want. so he goes to RWBY world kill salem and her follower's (except a few) takes her kin...
