so there is this guy who is has such a good guy syndrome that God decides to give his his power's and go on a vacation leaving him to do whatever the f*ck's he want.
so he goes to RWBY world kill salem and her follower's (except a few) takes her kin...
the scientist looked at the chalk board and wondered what this thing is, they all looked at (y/n) waiting for him to explain what exactly "Project EA" is
(y/n): question...who knows about the history of our lord and savior Gilgamesh?
"what?" was all they thought
one female scientist raised her hand. seeing this (y/n) pointed at her signaling her to speak
Fem scientist: he is said to be the first king of mankind
(y/n): 5 points to Gryffindor! well anyway, you are right my dear. now next question what did he accomplish?
scientist: what that has to do with anything-
(y/n): silence you peasant im speaking! and im getting to that!...now anyone wants to answer the question?
the female scientist spoke again
Fem scientist: it was said that he slayed many beast, achieved power that even gods feared and collected all the treasures of the world
(y/n): and one of those treasures was EA.
after that he clapped his hands and suddenly a TV appeared showing Gilgamesh using EA, but this was not the anime version...it was live action! which made the whole scene look even cooler may i add...
(y/n): the "sword" can literally destroy reality itself making it one of the most dangerous weapon ever created...we will create this sword by gaining the right materials
scientist: are we going to talk about the whole Gilgamesh vs monster thing that we saw in the TV?
(y/n): nope, and also its "King Gilgamesh" for you!
---time skip brought you by the one and only Lord, King, Master, Gilgamesh!---
okay first, we needed materials! something that will not be destroyed by the winds that can literally rip reality apart! Hmm...think, think, what are some of the most durable things in the SCP universe...
(y/n): the sculpture probably, but i doubt it will be able to resist the power of EA...
something that is impossible to destroy...something that the foundation wasnt able to destroy...
(y/n): SCP 096 bones...
from what he read they are literally impossible to destroy! even 682 wasnt able to destroy them!!
if any of you are wondering who 096 is then go read it for yourself it will not take much time, but if you dont want to then all you must know is that he is a retarded slender man but with a face...it will also try its absolute best to kill you if you look at its face
---time skip brought you by Neo spanking Blake while Yang watches---
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(y/n): BRIGHT!!!! ITS NOW OR NEVER!!!!!!
Dr.Bright: I GOT YOU BRO!!!
after saying that Dr.Bright pushed the button on a weird Robot turning him on, when (y/n) ran pass the robot nothing happened but when 096 tried to run pass it the robot grabbed the SCP leg and throw him up
when the SCP was falling the Robot suddenly did a pose and said
Robot: OH!? YOU'RE APPROACHING ME!!!???
when the SCP hit the ground, the Robot sit on him and started to b*tch slap him multiple times at the speed of sound
the very earth itself shook as the slaps of the mighty robot connected with the 096 face, the arms of the robot moved so fast that they were almost invisible and the sound...it sounded like someone was masturbating at a super fast speed xD
the robot them proceed position himself and start beating 096 face with its crotch at the same speed if not faster then when he was slapping him
(y/n): ....
Dr. Bright: :)
(y/n): bright....
Dr.Bright: yeah?
(y/n): why is my robot brutally face f*cking 096??
Dr.Bright: i twinkled in his programming and gave him a little upgrade...wait a second and you will see... ;)
sudently both of them could hear the sound of a fire arm go off and they looked at the robot once again, and what they saw made (y/n) speechless while Dr.Bright was laughing his ass off
(y/n): did you install a shotgun in his crotch?!
but Bright didnt answer him he was to busy laughing.
and so (y/n) watched as his Robot was humping 096 face and with each thrust the shotgun in its crotch would fire.
(y/n): i- but- ....what?
---time skip brought you by 096 going to therapy---
after 096 passed out they took him into a previously prepared chamber full of acid and tossed him in.
when only the skeleton was left they took him out with the help of machinery and then placed him on a table
Scientist: okay...what now? if his skeleton in indestructible how are we going to re-shape it? plus this thing is not dead yet and it will soon wake up!
it was true, it is not known why but SCP 096 can move his skeleton without the need of a brain or muscles. it didnt made any logical sense on how it would be able to do that but it
(y/n): you there!
he said while pointing at a random guard
(y/n): come here and start pulling the 096 skull with as much force as you can
the guard and the rest of the people inside of the room were confused, but he did what was asked of him nonetheless
(y/n): and your buddies will pull the rest of the 096 body in the opposite direction.
they all did that and after 4 minutes of struggle the skull was ripped out from the rest of the skeleton
all of them just stared dumbfounded at what just happened
(y/n): bones are not permanently fused with each other, 096 is a little different and its more difficult to pull them apart but its not impossible.
all the people in the room: ...
(y/n): i want every single bone detached from the rest when i come back. am i clear?
all of them just nodded dumbly as he exited from the room and started to walk into the cafeteria...it was taco Friday today...
---time skip brought you by chibi (y/n) and Chibi Dr.Bright playing Russian roulette-
when he came back he saw all the bones of 096 on the floor not being able to move while the skull was screaming his none-existent lungs off
(y/n): did no one thought that separation the jaw from the head was a good idea?
Guard: we tried but it was imposible...
(y/n): oh...well anyway, you are free to go, i also brought you some tacos from the cafeteria
he said as he handed the guards the tacos and then told the scientist's that they need to pack each bone into separate boxes.
when they were done one scientist spoke up
Scientist: i still dont understand how we will re-shape these things...
(y/n): you have a couple of reality bender SCP's right? use one of them to change the shape of the bones.
Scientist's: OOOOooooohhhhh....
(y/n): okay i will go and look for a core for Ea and its energy source, have a nice day guys.
