(y/n): HEY! WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST!?
he yelled at Yang who was still in the bedroom half asleep on the bed. he waited for a while but the only thing he heard was "UGHHH...." so he decided to make a simple breakfast, Egg's & Bacon plus some coffe!
(y/n): wait...does yang drink coffe? meh, even if not she will fall in love with the one i will make
after the meal was done and waiting on the table Yang entered the room and asked
Yang: what's that smell?
(y/n): bruh it's just Egg's and Bacon...and coffe
Yang: how on Oum sake did you manage to make Egg's and Bacon smell so good?!
(y/n): natural talent!
yea complete bullshit this guy just used his god's powers to give himself the cooking skills of every masterchef in existence, if not for that it probably be a normal not so special and maybe even a little burned brekfast
they both started eating while also making a plan on how to deal with the fallen angels but since both of them suck at planing they just agreed to improvise and see how it goes. after that Yang tried some of the coffe that he made and when the liquid made contact with her tongue her mind exploded! ...she could see it now! she ascended! ...not really that just how she felt when she tried the coffe...
she finished her coffe quickly and told him that she want's to train her powers so (y/n) created a random door that was connected to a pocked space where there is nothing but a bunch of golems inside to train with...those poor bastards will get massacred today (a moment of silence for the fallen golems...) (F)
well needless to say she had a lot of fun using Draig and discovering some of his functions.
(y/n): what do i do now?... hehehe... *teleport's himself*
---underworld/ Sirzechs office---
Sirzechs: Grayfia can you get me the documents that Serafall send me? i am kind of busy *look's at a mountain of papers on his desk*
Grayfia: yes Sirzechs-sama *exits the room*
Sirzechs: maybe i should get myself a coffe... *exit's the room to grab himself some coffe*
when he exited and the room was empty (y/n) exited from behind a large shelf and quickly got to the chair Sirzechs was siting on and did a quick enchantment, when he was done he teleported himself to the next location.
when Sirzechs was done he sat on his chair and drank a sip of his coffe, he then started to deal with all the paperwork and cursed this stupid job
Grayfia: Sirzechs-sama i brought you the document's you were asking for
Sirzechs: thank you Grayfia
when he wanted to get up to grab the documents something weird happen...he couldnt get up! he tried and tried but the chair leg's were stuck to the floor and the other end was stuck to his...*ahem* bottom
Sirzechs: ehh...Grayfia i need help...
---Azazel Room (i have no idea where fallen angels live)---
(y/n) was standing in Azazel Room completely invisible and looked at the fallen angel leader playing some videogames while listening to some kind of rock music. (y/n) created a book and then threw it full power into a wall of the room
*THUD*
Azazel: hmm?? *see's a book titled "Gabriel Nudes"*
Azazel: pff! yea sure *goes back to his game*
...
...
Azazel: GIVE ME! *jump's at the book full speed*
the guy is a super pervert just like issei but the difference is that he know's how to control it, unless it comes to Gabriel...one of the theories why Azazel fell in the DxD universe is because he tried to lewd Gabriel but nobody had any kind of evidence to support that claim. but i guess now it's official
Azazel tried to open the book with all his might but he failed miserably. However he never stopped trying and while he struggled (y/n) was doing something to his game-console and when he was done he removed the enchantment on the book that made it impossible to open
when the book opened Azazel saw only one word in it that was on every page of it
"NOPE"
Azazel: *sigh* of well *shrugs*
he then got back to his game but the thing that he didnt know is that the game will crash near the end and delete all the save-files...its a truly evil act...gamers will understand the pain
---heaven/ Michael office---
(y/n): *still invisible in Michael office* *whisper's* za warudo
time has stopped and (y/n) took out a black marker out of nowhere and started to do his thing
*some time later*
(y/n): *teleport's himself while making time move again*
Gabriel: brother do you have a min- *see's Michael face*
her face became red trying to hold in her laughter but she didnt made it and soon her adorable laughter could be heard echoed in every corner in heaven.
when Michael discovered what she was laughing about he was completely dumbstruck and started to think how in god name did this happen!?
his cheeks had two blacks heart's, his left eye had a fake scar and on his forehead written was "Good Boi Michael". this was not the end! every kind of "powerful" political figure was trolled that day by (y/n) making all of them go "wtf"
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a literal god in RWBY and other anime's & novel's (M!reader)
Fanfictionso there is this guy who is has such a good guy syndrome that God decides to give his his power's and go on a vacation leaving him to do whatever the f*ck's he want. so he goes to RWBY world kill salem and her follower's (except a few) takes her kin...
