Part one phantom blood
---Scene of Dio kicking a dog---
Yang: what is wrong with you!
Ruby: nooo the dogie!
Blake: okay i am afraid of dog's but i would never go so far as to kick one!
Pyrrha: maybe he got scared of him? you know his instinct kicked in and...wait! i swear the joke was not intentional!
Jaune: what an asshole
Ren: i agree
Nora: Break his leg's Jonathan!
Ozpin: ...
---Dio kissing erina---
Yang: HE F*CKING KISSED HER!
Ruby&Weiss: Scum!
Blake: unbelivable *hiss*
Pyrrha: what kind of 12 year old is he?
Jaune&Ren: a evil one
Nora: please tell me he get's his ass whopped later
Ozpin: so this is Dio eh? (y/n) did not exaggerate when he said he was an asshole
---Dio get's DESTROYED by jonathan (age 12)---
Jonathan: DIOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Yang: wow! the level of manliness in the room just got turned into eleven! and also BEAT HIS UP JOJO!!!
Ruby: kick his butt!
Weiss: come on fight for Erina honor!
Blake: *silently waiting to see Dio on the ground*
Ren: *does the same as Blake*
Jaune: you got this dude!
Pyrrha: i always's say that violence is not the answer but today...today it's one of the rare day's it is...
Nora: Break his leg's!!!
Ozpin: ...
*jonathan get's beat up*
everyone: oh no...
*jonathan tank's the hit's like a badass and beat the sh*t out of Dio*
everyone: YES
*punch*
everyone: YES
*punch*
everyone: YES
Jonathan: i will beat you until i you cry!
Everyone: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---zeppeli dies---
Everyone exept Ruby: *silently admires the sad yet beautiful death of baron zeppeli*
Ruby: NOOooooo! *cries*
---joseph defeat's Dio---
Yang: take that you vampire prick!!
Ruby: i'm not going to miss him
Weiss: finally he is dead!
Blake: *watches Dio fall with a smirk on her face*]
Ren: *does the same as Blake*
Jaune: wow that hamon thing is really cool huh?
Pyrrha: JoJo had a smart idea with the fire there i must say i'm impressed
Nora: i was hoping he would break at least on of his leg's
Ozpin: *stay's silent because he know's from (y/n) that this is not the end*
---Jonathan death---
Dio: it's to late...he is...DEAD
Ruby&Weiss: *cries while hugging each other*
Yang: *silent* no...
Blake: *hides her face with the help of a blanket*
Jaune: a hero to the end *admires jonathan*
Pyrrha: *cries and hug's jaune a little*
Nora: ARGHH!! i would massacre dio if i was there! jonathat didnt deserve this! *sit's down and tries her best not to cry*
Ren&Ozpin: *let's a single tear fall witnessing jonathan death*
PART 2
---Joseph f*cking up straizo with by pulling a machine gun out of his ass---
everyone: (O_O)...What!!
---pillar man wake's up (AAAYAYAYAYYYYY scene)---
Yang: omg those bodies...
Every girl in the room: *nose bleed*
Jaune: geez! how many muscles do they have?
Ren: ...
Ozpin: so these are the pillar man huh? well let's see how powerful they are
---SHIZAAAAA death---
ceasar: JOJO! THIS IS MY LAST BIT OF HAMON!! TAKE IT!!!!
Ruby: nononononono! please my heart is not ready for another zeppeli death!
ceasar: *dies*
Ruby: NO! why! *cries and hug's yang*
WBY: *cries*
Jaune: *admires Ceasar sacrifice*
Ren: *does the same thing as Jaune*
Nora: *tries not to cry*
Ozpin: *takes glasses of to wipe out tear's from his eye's*
PART 3 BABY!!!!
---Jotaro shot's himself---
Jotaro: *pulls the trigger*
Weiss: is he nutt's!
Star platinum: *catches the bullet*
Ruby: OMG OMG OMG WHAT IS THAT!!!
Ozpin: well i guess this is the part where the stand's are introduced
---pig head in the toilet scene---
Yang: okay...what...the f*ck
everyone else: *super weird out*
---Avdol and Iggy soul goes to the afterlife---
Ruby: *sob's* i hate this rollercoaster of emotion's that this show is doing!
Yang: *hug's ruby* *sigh's while crying*
Everyone else: *once again cries or tries not to cry*
---kakyoin getting fisted by DIO---
Kakyoin: *flies away*
Everyone: what! what happened!
Kakyoin: *think's of his parent's*
Pyrrha: oh...i never thought about it...he is 17 year's old he still lives with his parent's...
Yang: pyrrha please dont make this harder that it already is!
Kakyoin: *figures out DIO ability and uses his remaining life energy to send a message to joseph*
Jaune: *ad's kakyoin to his Hero list*
Ozpin: *admires kakyoin determination to save his friend's*
---jotaro getting stabbed by knifes---
Ruby: NO! just... NO!!!
Jotaro: *show's he is alive because he stuffed his uniform with book's*
everyone: oh thank god
---jotaro stop's his heart beat---
Jaune: he really making a gamble here!
Blake: he doesnt have any other option!
Pyrrha: work please work!
---jotaro bashing DIO skull---
Everyone: YES!!!!
---DIO getting stronger after taking Joseph blood---
everyone: NO!!!
---(you have been waiting for this havent you?) road roller---
DIO: RODO RODADDA!!!
Yang: *violently get's up* OH MY GOD!!
Weiss: where did he even find that!
Ruby: go jotaro!
Jaune: come on! come on!
Nora: GO JOTARO!!! BREAK HIS LEG'S GOD DAMMIT!!!
---Jotaro kills DIO---
Jotaro: *punches DIO stand in the leg with star platinum*
Everyone: *not daring to say anything*
Jotaro: *destroys DIO by punching him so hard that he exploded!*
Yang: *get's up and scream's* YOU DESERVE THAT YOU COCK SUCKING VAMPIRE GAY LORD!!
Ruby: *tries to calm down yang*
Weiss: he is finally dead!
Blake: serves him right
Jaune: this show is amazing! and professor (y/n) is the descendant of these people!?!
Ren: *smirk's*
Nora: he killed him by punching him in the leg!! HE BROKE HIS LEG!!!!
Pyrrha: *under her breath* fuck you DIO
Ozpin: i would lie if i said that was not satisfying
(y/n): well this was an interesting bunch of hour's! but i will make time normal again so go back to your dorm's and sleep you will be having an interesting day tomorow
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