OH MAH GAWD HOWRY SHIIII

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Joseph:"SHIIIIIIIIIZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kars Lexus:"Are you OK?"

Joseph:"Take some HAMON BEAT KARS!!!!!"

Hmm... Hamon, this sounds familiar, i kind of wanna destroy it.

and "Kars" maybe that's my Real name or maybe its a racial slur I don't know.

An Invisible Force seems to wrap around my arm I Barely Notice a burning energy surge through a few of my skin cells.

Kars Lexus:"um.. what was that? I barely even noticed it"

Josuke comes barging in

Josuke:"Whats going on in here! Gramps are you OK?!"

Josuke turns to Joseph

It looks like he's having a....

Josuke:"Gramps!!!!! I Knew this guy was trouble as soon as he got here."

What do I do?

I'll try to calm them both down.

Kars Lexus:"I did nothing, I do not know what he's freaking out about."

Joseph:"Stay back Kars! I don't know how you got back but we'll send you back"

Kars Lexus:"ok "Kars" is that my name or is that some insult"

Joseph:"You know full well thats your name! I don't know what game you're playing but it won't work!"

the old man getting more worked up

Kars:"so my name is Kars. That kind of sounds familiar"

Joseph:"Get Out! Get Out! Maybe you really did lose your memory maybe you didn't but Get Out!"

Josuke:"Maybe its best if you leave dude"

Jotaro bursts in lured by the Commotion bringing Jolyne with him.

Jolyne:"So, Lexus did you learn anything about your Past?"

Kars:"Not really but turns out my name's Kars"

Jolyne:"Well that makes more sense than Lexus"

Kars:"I-I'll be going now."

Jotaro:"Yare Yare it's getting dark Just stay here for the night, I'll get the couch out."

Joseph:"NO! I won't sleep in the same house as That Thing!"

Jotaro:"GIGI! just let him sleep on the couch he won't bite. It's not like he's going to suck your blood in the night"

Joseph:"THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE'D DO!!!!!"

I spend the night in a barricaded Room, it was comfy.

In the morning Joseph give me the stink eye so i Decide to go and explore the town

I go to leave the house.

Jolyne tries to follow me but Jotaro stops her.

I wander around town trying to think on how Joseph treated me, was I really that bad of a person to him?

not even paying attention you run into a man in a suit.

Kars:"Oh I'm sorry I'm so Clumsy sometimes..."

???:"It's quite alright, I haven't seen you around Town are you a Tourist?"

Kars:"You could say that..."

The man looks Ordinary but he's surrounded by a Menacing Aura

his hair is silver with black streaks in it.

Kars:"So, Whats your name?"

???:"My name? well I'm already kind of late for work so i got to go"

Kars:"Ok? well bye"

???:"But if you must know, It's Kosaku, Kosaku Kawajiri"


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