Okay, quick update here. I'm eating lunch right now and I'm totally bored, so come talk to me... Right you can't.
Let's talk about Ruby Armstrong.
You remember me talking about this girl? Of course you do. She has red hair (dyed. Her natural colour is dark brown, which I think looks much better). She's very skinny and short. Her face is dusted with many freckles, and her eyes are a pretty light blue. She's a good friend, she's fun to be around. She's pretty sexual. She was worse than she is now, when she was 11. Weird, I know.
Her best friend is Sarah-Penny Konsworth. As I have mentioned before. Right now, Ruby is yelling because somebody spilt apple sauce on the crotch of her white pants. That's the problem with white pants.
Her spirit animal is the snow leopard, and she is an Aquarius. And you needed to know that why?
I have no idea.
Anyway, I'll check back in later today.
Love always,
Yvonne.
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The Diary of a 21st Century Hipster
Teen FictionYvonne Adler hates mainstream, Instagram, Moccasins, Low riding, and buns on the top of your head. This is her diary, which she would never tell anybody about... Well, except for the entire internet of course.
