Hermitcraft Oneshots

Hermitcraft Vines

Authors note: Thought I'd do something a little fun in between chapters and put my favorite hermits in some of my favorite vines. I'm working on a few one-shots all at once. Let me know if there's any vines you can see the hermits in!

Grian: *runs by*
Mumbo: Let me see what you have
Grian: *turns* AKniFE
Mumbo: NO! *runs after*

Doc: saw you hanging out with Grian the other day
Mumbo: Doc! It's not what you think!
Doc: I wouldn't hesitate traitor!!
*takes his mustache away*

Stress: *opening the Coop* look at all those chickens!

Grian: Me and Renbob are about to go and vandalize some stuff !
Renbob: hi!
*fly to area 77*
Renbob: You sure about this?
Grian: Yea just do it!
*covers area 77 in hundreds of flowers*

Stress: *gets empty shulker box from RUN* this bitch empty, YEET ! *throws it at iskall*

Hippie Grian: Hey! I think you're really cool!
Renbob: I like you a lot!
Hippie Grian: Maybe we can hang out or something?
Impulse: ...yea sure dudes.

JoeHills: DONT MESS WITH ME!! I've got the power of gOD AND ANIME on mY Side *screams*

Cubfan: Two bro's, chillin in a hot tub! *zooms in on ren and doc in the stock exchange vault* five feet apart cause they're not gay

Stressmonster: look at the chicken doc!
Doc: *kills sally*
Stressmonster: NO DOC!!

Doc walking around Falsewell: I'm in this dumb ass town with all these fake ass people...
Hippie Grian: *walks by* Hey!
Doc: Hey! *whispers* fuckin'bitch

Iskall: Mumbo!! Is that lag?!
Mumbo: no it's a redstone torch...
Iskall: I'm calling the police!!!
Xisuma: 911, whats you coordinates?

Poultry Man looking out across the server: Look at all those chickens!

Ren: On all levels except physical, I am a wolf *barks at a chicken*

Grian: *burst into sahara* Why aren't the dishes in alphabetical order?!
Iskall: ... what does that even mean?!

Mumbo: Please let this be a normal field trip...
Grian: with the bro's?
Dragon bro's: NO WAY!!!!!!
~cruising on down main street~

Mumbo: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing
Grian: but you didn't

Joe: *singing* baby it's you! YoUre the oNE I loVe You're the One I NEED
Cub: *sits nervously in the drives seat*

Grian: *falls through the ceiling of Sahara*...
Iskall: hey Grian
Grian: hey Iskall

~every move you make~
Grian: *walking*
~every step you take~
Grimdog: I'll be watching you

IJevin: *flies into Mumbo's wall* mother trucker dude that hurt like a but heel on a stick