Girly's request

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(This was not my idea. It was actually my sister's idea. I asked her ahead of time so we're good.)

Me: *setting up a table and placing food on it* Alright, foods set. All we need now is-

*Girly enters my library*

Girly: Sooooooooo, I'm back. *sees table* Are you having a party?

Me: Remember that little idea you had before you got me into trouble with Slendy?

Girly: Ah, yes. So who's all going to be here?

Me: Oh, you know, all the pasta females. That's all.

Girly: Right, before we start having them come into your library, what exactly happened after I left.

Me: Hell. Absolute Hell.

Girly: Okay, next I wanted to know what-

*The pasta females start flooding into my library*

Nina: Author, guess who's- *sees Girly* Who's that?

Me: *has a grin on my face* Ladies, meet my sister. We shall call her Girly. But I will occasionally refer to her as "Child".

Girly: I so hate you.  -_-

Me: Who doesn't?

L. Jill: Well, it's a pleasure to meet you Girly.

Girly: It's a pleasure to meet you and the other female pastas. So, who's ready to spend the night in my sister's library?

Me: *pulls the doors shut* Now to begin tonight's event!

*Three hours later, most of the females are laughing while they all sat on the floor*

Me: *in between laughs* So wait, what happened next?

Judge Angels: Ah, well, let's just say Nurse Ann here learned not to invade my personal things.

Nurse Ann: I still haven't fully recovered from that...

Me: Y'all wanna hear about the "Basement Demon"?

Girly: *sitting there, trying so hard not to laugh*

Nina: Is this something that we want to hear?

Me: Did I say hear? I meant see. *looks at Girly* Make the face.

Girly: *scrunches up her nose and shows her teeth while squinting*

Me: I present to you, the basement demon.

Girly: *has arms bent and at her sides* Fear me!

Sniper: *counting down from three*

The rest of the pasta females: *laughing*

Me: Judging by the time, I believe J had something planned.

J: *pulls out her makeup kit* Found my torture device.

Sniper & Mikayla: OH HELL NO!

Me: Oh come on, we won't make you both wear it in front of the guys.

Girly: Or will we?

Me: You're not making this any better Child!

Girly: I am not a child!

Me: You are short. A short shit.

Girly: Language, there are children in the room.

Me: You didn't say anything when Sniper and Mikayla said hell.

Girly: That's cause it's not as bad as saying shit.

Me: Language!

Sniper: Again, I never understand siblings and their arguments.

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