(This was not my idea. It was actually my sister's idea. I asked her ahead of time so we're good.)
Me: *setting up a table and placing food on it* Alright, foods set. All we need now is-
*Girly enters my library*
Girly: Sooooooooo, I'm back. *sees table* Are you having a party?
Me: Remember that little idea you had before you got me into trouble with Slendy?
Girly: Ah, yes. So who's all going to be here?
Me: Oh, you know, all the pasta females. That's all.
Girly: Right, before we start having them come into your library, what exactly happened after I left.
Me: Hell. Absolute Hell.
Girly: Okay, next I wanted to know what-
*The pasta females start flooding into my library*
Nina: Author, guess who's- *sees Girly* Who's that?
Me: *has a grin on my face* Ladies, meet my sister. We shall call her Girly. But I will occasionally refer to her as "Child".
Girly: I so hate you. -_-
Me: Who doesn't?
L. Jill: Well, it's a pleasure to meet you Girly.
Girly: It's a pleasure to meet you and the other female pastas. So, who's ready to spend the night in my sister's library?
Me: *pulls the doors shut* Now to begin tonight's event!
*Three hours later, most of the females are laughing while they all sat on the floor*
Me: *in between laughs* So wait, what happened next?
Judge Angels: Ah, well, let's just say Nurse Ann here learned not to invade my personal things.
Nurse Ann: I still haven't fully recovered from that...
Me: Y'all wanna hear about the "Basement Demon"?
Girly: *sitting there, trying so hard not to laugh*
Nina: Is this something that we want to hear?
Me: Did I say hear? I meant see. *looks at Girly* Make the face.
Girly: *scrunches up her nose and shows her teeth while squinting*
Me: I present to you, the basement demon.
Girly: *has arms bent and at her sides* Fear me!
Sniper: *counting down from three*
The rest of the pasta females: *laughing*
Me: Judging by the time, I believe J had something planned.
J: *pulls out her makeup kit* Found my torture device.
Sniper & Mikayla: OH HELL NO!
Me: Oh come on, we won't make you both wear it in front of the guys.
Girly: Or will we?
Me: You're not making this any better Child!
Girly: I am not a child!
Me: You are short. A short shit.
Girly: Language, there are children in the room.
Me: You didn't say anything when Sniper and Mikayla said hell.
Girly: That's cause it's not as bad as saying shit.
Me: Language!
Sniper: Again, I never understand siblings and their arguments.
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Nina the Killer-I don't kill for entertainment anymore
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