Rats. //Richie X Eddie oneshots

{Rats}

I groan stumbling out of bed.

{You have 5 missed calls}
{Eds
Wake the fuck up
Get up
Now
Richie I'll call ur mum.}

'Richie! Eddies going to be here soon!' I rub my face still waking up, god I thought woman had mood swings. I grab out a white jumper and my black and white Hawaiian shirt putting it on top, I walk downstairs yawning. 'Long night?' I nod hearing a knock on the door. 'Eddies here.' I nod opening the door. 'Are you forgetting something?' Eddie laughs looking up at me, I nod kissing his cheek. 'We good?' He rolls his eyes. 'No dumbass, you're not wearing pants.'

I turn around. 'Uh, it was a personal choice.' He nods. 'Then where are you going?' I answer. 'To take a piss, do you mind?' He laughs sitting at the breakfast table, did I just lie to my boyfriend as a joke cause he knows my dumbass forgot pants? Maybe. I quickly grab my black skinny jeans and my lucky chain Eddie made for me out of my old broken bike chain, I run downstairs. 'Alright, I'm ready!'

Eddie smiled jumping up. 'Did you finally decide to put on pants?' I grab his hand. 'Shut up.' I dragged him outside jumping in the car. 'Too young to get a drivers license, Edwardo.' He sits up in my car. 'You ass, shut up.' Yes, I have a car at 16 1/2, I have a really good paying job. It's great. I pull out of the driveway humming. 'I'm surprised your mum said yes.' Eddie nods. 'Same! I'm surprised she didn't go off about how it'll get me sick, she went off about "the homosexual phase" and how sucking a penis will make me have throat cancer.' He smiled leaning my seat back grabbing my hand, I quickly placed our hands on his lap laughing a little. 'I'll give you bowel cancer.' He chokes sitting up coughing, I open the glove compartment as he grabs out his asthma puffer.

He chokes out. 'No, you won't!' We arrive in the parking lot as I smile. 'Ready to co-parent?' He nods quickly getting out as we get inside, we walk down the back seeing the cages with rats, I aww aloud. 'Alright so! Your cage is just as big as you, right?' He nods. 'Yep!' I think. '4?' He nods quickly. 'Yes! That one! It's so cute we MUST get that one...and that one! Oh and that one! And that one!' I nod quickly. 'You read my mind!'

We buy them quickly as I ask. 'Wanna stay at mine tonight? With the rats?' He nods quickly. 'Yes! Yes! Yes!' We get back to my place as Maggie hums. 'Back so soon?' I nod quickly putting the little carrier cage on the table. 'Look at them! Look at these beautiful babies!'

Eddie smiles pulling out a black on with a little white spot on its eye. 'This one is so soft...' I smile as he places it on his chest cuddling it. 'I love him...' I say confused. 'How can you tell it's a boy?' He answers. 'Those two were in the girls' box and.-' I cut him off. 'They're going to get laid more than me!'

Maggie chokes walking over. 'Richie!' I hum laughing as if I didn't say that in front of my mum. 'Yes?' Eddie rolls his eyes. 'Let's go set them in there cages!' I nod quickly as we quickly go upstairs placing them in the cage so they can get settled in, I already love them, ok so! Black spot? Dottie?' Eddie nods quickly. 'The yellowish one should be named vanilla!' I nod. 'Yes! Uhhh, That like very white small dots one should be nova!'

Eddie nods. 'The last one...he's kinda small?' I nod grabbing his hand. 'Eddie Junior!' Eddie slaps my chest. 'Really?' I nod. 'It kind of looks like you? It has chocolate brown fur, small, is snuggling a little close to the other boy...' Eddie rolls his eyes grabbing my arm cuddling it. 'Shut up!' He grips on my arm. 'Are we having our movie date or?'