Rats. //Richie X Eddie oneshots

{Christmas}

'Christmas time!' I smile sitting on my window sill. 'Got any plans?' Eddie shakes his head. 'Ma's driving up to get grandma tonight...So that's why I'm here!' I laugh as he kicks his feet around. 'I'm bored.-' I quickly jump up pinning him down. 'You read my mind.' I lean down laughing giving him a light kiss, I pull back smiling at him as he pulls my glasses off pulling me in a lot closer, I whisper. 'Eds you keep this up and Richie Jr will be your Christmas present.'

He laughs as I plant rough kisses down his neck. 'Richie! Eddie! Remember to shut the door! Aunt Jannet is coming over.' I groan. 'I swear if she goes on about "Oh you know, homosexuality is A SIN. And a phase" I will lock myself up here with Eddie and make him scream about her religious beliefs.' I feel a hand swipe across my cheek. 'Richie!' I laugh kissing his cheek. 'You love me so you gotta deal with it.' Mum sighs. 'Richie, she's having a tough time with her divorce. Be nice.' I groan. 'You didn't say WHO to be nice to.' 

She sighs. 'Richard Wentworth Fern Tozier, do you want to be grounded?' I shake my head. 'No thank you.' She smiles. 'So be nice.' She shuts the door as I turn to Eddie kissing his cheek. 'Wanna continue?' He shakes his head. 'No, your mum killed the mood.' I groan. 'Goddammit! So...wanna go for a walk?' He laughs. 'A walk?' 

I shrug. 'I don't know, seems like something.' He nods as we get up, I laugh to myself seeing the bite mark on his thigh...god I love that man. I follow him down to see aunt Jannet and some woman? And Cousin Rachel and William. I wave. 'Hey? Who's the stranger in the kitchen?' Rachel laughs. 'Who's the stranger holding my cousin's hand?' I poke my tongue out. 'My boyfriend, jealous you don't have one?' Jannet clears her throat. 'Well, this is...Lucy...we are currently...dating.' I put up my hands. 'THANK YOU JESUS! BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!' Eddie looks at me confused. 'No homophobic comments! No homophobic comments! No homophobic comments!' Jannet sighs. 'Richard, can you ever shut your mouth?' Eddie shakes his head. 'Nope, now come on.' Mum asks. 'Where are you going?' I answer. 'A walk. 

Mum says confused. 'Are you two?..' I nod. 'Gonna do him soooo hard in the back yard, screw him in the freezing snow until my dick gets frostbite.' William says confused. 'Wait so are they dating?' I nod. 'Yes sir! This is my amazing short, asthmatic, hypochondriac of a boyfriend. Rachel back off, he's all mine, all 5'4" inches of him.' 

Eddie slaps my arm. 'I have no problem with dumping you.' I correct him. 'Yes, you do.' He laughs as I drag him outside. 'So! Edwardo! My love.' He laughs. 'My love?' I nod kissing his hand. 'Love you.' He smiles. 'I love you too.' I gasp. 'Shit! I left something at your house last time I stayed over!' He raises an eyebrow. 'Really?' I nod. 'Quickly! We deadass have to get it!' 

He sighs as we walk to his place holding hands, he grabs his keys out of his pocket unlocking the front door. 'Go ahead dummy.' I run inside running up to his room. 'Shit! Shit! Shit! Where is it?' I hear Eddie ask. 'What are you even looking for?' I say a little upset. 'I can't tell you!' I sit down on his bed with tears in my eyes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Don't cry.

He sits next to me rubbing my shoulders. 'Rich, what is it? If you tell me I can help you look for it.' I sigh. 'Red! I can't find Red!' Eddie looks at me confused. 'Your teddy?' I nod with tears running down my cheeks sniffling. 'Yes, I bring him over whenever I go to places overnight...I just feel comfortable with him when I sleep? I took him out for a minute when you fell asleep and I seemed to have...forgotten him.' 

I feel soft lips press against my cheek. 'Rich, shut your eyes.' I sigh rubbing my eyes. 'Why?' He laughs. 'Early Christmas present.' I roll my eyes closing them. 'So...what is it?' He places a box in my hands. 'Open!' I shrug. 'It's a box?' I open it smiling. 'Red!' I hug him quickly. 'You fixed him up!' Eddie smiles nodding. 'I know it's not much but I know how you kept talking about fixing him but you didn't know how to so!' I grab him quickly. 'I love you so fucking much! You're not allowed to dump me, it's illegal!'