(A/n: warning this episode is uh literally about human Poo, so if you are uncomfortable about dookey skip this episode 😀)
Kook: hey it's me ya boi
Tae: oh god
Kook: what's good my man
Tae: kook-stop
Kook: me to
Tae: oh my god-
Kook: shit I slipped
Tae: shit I stepped on shit oh wait it's you
Kook: STEP ON ME DADDY
Tae: Ew
Kook: I slipped on the toilet-
Tae: how do you even do that
Kook: I sat on it and I just slipped
Tae: wtf-
Kook: now I've got shit on me
Tae: OH GOD WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT
Kook: I'm sorry that I slipped on the toilet while I was taking a dump and it got on me
Tae: I EVEN PICTURED IT 🤢🤢🤢
Kook: I've got my own shit on me
Tae: why, just why
Kook: Now I need to take a shower
Tae: THEN DO THAT
Kook: NO I DONT WANNA TOUCH MY POO THATS GROSS
Tae: SO NOW YOU SAY ITS GROSS
Kook: also I can't just spray water I need to rub it off
Tae: agh stop I'm eating
Kook: eat my dick instead
Tae: in your dreams
Kook: my wet dreams-
Tae: WHY ARE YOU SO GROSS
Kook: you act like you've never got shit on you before
Tae: BECAUSE I HAVENT GOT SHIT ON ME BEFORE
Kook: why kind of person never got shit smeared on them?
Tae: a normal person
Kook: I guess most of us isn't normal
Tae: you need help
Kook: I need you 😘
Tae: stop saying that when you got shit on you
Kook: oh ya I forgot
Tae: HOW COULD YOU FORGET
Kook: now it's dried up and it's gross
Tae: I could've lived a life without you saying this to me
Kook: well to bad baby
Tae: idk why I'm even dealing with you
Kook: ITS URGENT TAE! I GOT A PIECE OF MY OWN DOO DOO ON ME!
Tae: no one cares!
Kook: don't you understand? This is a crisis
Tae: no! This is gross
Kook: now I've gotta clean shit off the ground as well
Tae: YOU GOT YOUR POO ON THE-
Kook: I was popping and halfway I just slipped so my poo was stuck to my buttonhole still, so when I slipped it just boom and here we are
Tae: how can anyone even process what's going on right now
Kook: you know I was surprised myself at first
Tae: what kind of dumb fuck would do this???
Kook: this dumb fuck would
Tae: I'm leaving
Kook: no don't!
Tae: BYE
Kook: no! I still got shit on me!
Tae: I DONT CARE
Kook: Baby no!
Kook: shit...no pun intended
(A/n: I'm sorry this was really gross)
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