I had a lot of comments say that they're sad, so here's some Devils on crack, including your character... ENJOY
Mage: Just take it back Y/N so Shiki can get his ass out of the corner.
Y/N: Fine.
*You walk over to Shiki and he turns to you*
Y/N: Unfuck you, or whatever.
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Shiki: You're smiling a lot, did you kill someone?
Mage: Can't I just smile because I'm happy?
Y/N sighing: Urie fell down the stairs.
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Y/N: I just want someone to take me out...
Urie: Like on a date or with a gun?
Y/N: Surprise me.
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Mage smirking while holding the door for Urie: Ladies first
Urie walking past Mage: Heck yeah! I'm a QUEEN!
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Urie: Bonjour my Butterfly~
Y/N: Fuck outta here, I don't speak crossiant
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Lindo: In the name of the father, son, and holy ghost-
Rem: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes-
Urie: Turn up your nose and strike that pose-
Shiki: HEEEEEEEEEYY MACARENA
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Shiki: Y/N-Chan! Why do people die young?
Y/N: Hm, if there was a garden, full of flowers, which one would you pick?
Shiki: The ugly ones.
Y/N: Exactl- Wait, what? Really?
Shiki: Because ugly bitches don't belong in my garden
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Mage: Any extreme sport you've tried?
Y/N: Doing my homework while the teachers collecting it.
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Mage and Y/N: Are we in trouble?
Rem: Take a guess.
Mage and Y/N: No.
Rem: Take another guess.
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Y/N to Shiki: Shut up!
Urie: But he wasn't even doing anything.
Y/N: He was thinking, that's enough.
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Shiki: Here you go, a nice, hot cup of coffee.
Mage: It's cold.
Shiki: Nice cup of coffee.
Mage: This tastes terrible.
Shiki: Cup of coffee.
Mage: Is this even coffee?
Shiki: Cup.
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Y/N: What the fuck?!
Rem: Language.
Y/N: Whom the sexual intercourse
Rem: What the fuck?
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Urie holding the door for Shiki: After you
Shiki: No, after you
Y/N pushing past both of them: After me.
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Mage: The hell is Shiki doing up there?
Y/N: Urie gave him vodka.
Mage: Shiki! Get out of the tree!
Shiki: This is my home now
Y/N: Shiki-
Shiki: CAW CAW.
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Kidnapper: I have your son.
Mage: Uh, we don't have a son
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and for us to cut the crust off his sandwich?
Y/N: Oh my god, he has Shiki
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Urie: Butterfly~ Do you like my outfit?~
Y/N: not as much as what's underneath it.
Urie: Oooooo~ You dirty little butterfly~
Y/N: No. I need your chair. Get up.
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Y/N: Vodka for me and a juice box for him
Mage: Y/N I'm an adult.
Mage: I can order my own juice box
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Urie: I've finally conquered my fear of ghosts
Shiki: That's the spirit
Urie: oh fUCK WHERE
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Shiki: guys
Rem: what?
Shiki: if watermelons exist, why aren't there firemelons, earthmelons, and airmelons?
Urie: the elemelons
*Urie and Shiki were removed from the group chat*
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Urie: don't you get a warm and fuzzy feeling when your around me?
Y/N: Yea, I do, it's called nausea
I HOPE YOU GUYS LAUGHED! Sorry for the depressing chapters!!! But I decided we should have votes on who your character ends up with! I'll post a vote chapter and be sure to stay safe from Corona!
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FanfictionYou're the new student council member Y/N L/N, the others don't know why, but you know full well why your here in the same room as many devils, a shapeshifter, and a fallen angel, and let's not forget the grimiore and the vampire. You're a Fire Demo...
