Tara
It was Friday night and I was kicking it at the usual place, Club Haze, the nightclub my boyfriend owned. Said boyfriend was nowhere to be found though, so I was temporarily single and ready to mingle.
That's how I picked out the Terry Crews look alike over at the bar. With an arm leaning against the counter and a shot in hand, he was the picture of perfection. Listen, this man was built like a house, and he looked like if he made any sudden movements, his shirt would rip apart. I bet he could bench press 350, but I knew he could bench press me.
Deciding staring wouldn't be enough, I walked on over, making sure to sway my hips side to side like I was in Ariana Grande's video. "Hi there," I said when I tapped him on the shoulder. "Would you like to buy me a drink?" I hoped he noticed me staring at his ass fitted in some Levi's.
He straightened up once he saw me. "Excuse me?"
God, he had a southern accent too? Blessed be.
"I couldn't help but notice you here all alone. I'd thought I could keep you company," I said, a finger twirling around a kinky curl. I knew I was being sexy as fuck.
He gave me a small smile but shook his head. "Thank you, but I'm good."
I pulled myself closer to him, so that my chest was squished up against his bicep and his back against the counter. "Don't be shy." I get it, I intimidated men. My black halter dress hugged me in all the right places, and I had some cute ass toes that were painted a dusty pink. (Guys don't like ugly feet.)
Surprisingly, he shook me off and put some distance between us. "No, I'm for real. I came out tonight to chill and have a drink after a long day. That's it."
"Well why can't you drink with me?" I asked, pouting. I moved closer to him. "Maybe I can relieve some of that pent-up stress." I don't think I could've batted my fake lashes any faster.
But before I could blink anymore, he threw his drink on me! I was gasping like a fucking fish with alcohol dripping from my hair. I knew my mascara had to be running.
I heard people laughing around the bar and I felt my face get hot. Could've sworn I heard someone in the back yell "Worldstar."
Terry Crews double's nostrils flared as he stared me down. "How dare you? I did not come here tonight to be harassed by some pig! Do you not comprehend the word no? Dumb bitch." With a roll of his eyes, he flipped me the bird before leaving the scene. Rude!
I heard a low whistle behind me. "Damn." When I turned around, Deon was watching my attacker leave, before he busted out laughing.
"It's not funny!" I shouted.
Tonight he was dressed casually, choosing to wear sweats instead of his normal boujee ass suits. His beard, which he always bragged about, was looking jacked up. Dude was a hot mess.
"This is all your fault! You made me wait!" I hollered, already (sexually) frustrated with the night's events.
He sighed before he reached down to pinch my cheek.
"Ow! Deon, stop it!" I said, slapping him away.
"Listen, my girl was giving me shit today, my bad. But I don't wanna hear your mouth either."
Now I understood why he was looking bummy. I calmed down, deciding to be on my best behavior. I didn't want to stress Deon out, like his wife. I was supposed to be his peace. I crossed my arms and pouted. "Fine but get me a steak. And some new clothes." I wasn't tryna be wet all night.
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General FictionTwins Tara and Tatiana Wynne are living in the infamous Southern Gardens. Despite being rampant with poverty, organized crime, and incoming gentrification, the two have called it home ever since their mother became an addict. Self proclaimed Queen...