Harry Potter One Shots

Eggs (Young Sirius)

Happy Eggs day kids
Warning: Language
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"You know, Y/N, we're not 4.  This muggle egg hunt tradition is stupid.  Who in the right mind would want to run around and hunt for eggs?"  James argued.

"Well Lily and I set this up this morning.  If you guys don't do it, then we'll find other people who might want the prizes.  It's up to you."  I smiled lightly. 

"Prizes?  What kind of prizes?"   Sirius asked me.

"Well on each egg, there is a different prize. Some of them are a little more what you might be interested in, as a teenage boy.. y'know?" I tried to explain.

"And who is going to give the prizes?" James asked excitedly.

"Lily and I."

"I'm in. Padfoot?" James smiled.

"Obviously," Sirius smirked. "Moony? Wormtail?"

"Sure." They said at the same time.

"Okay, perfect. We hid them in the Forbidden Forest, and you have two hours to collect as many as you can. You can't use magic to get them, and any that aren't collected will disappear after the two hours. Understood? Any questions?" I paused to see their responses. "No? Two hours, then find Lily and I in the castle. Go!"

As they rushed off, I went back into the castle to find Lily, as we worked on homework do the next day.

"Do you think they'll like it or hate us?" I asked her after a while.

"Oh they'll hate us for sure. I'm so excited!" Lily laughed.

~Sirius's POV~

Didn't they say the prizes were on the eggs, I thought as I looked at some I had collected. I tried to use magic to make the words appear, but all it said was "Fuck you, you have to wait." I was lucky enough to be able to smell the eggs a little better. Hard boiled eggs are nasty.

I saw Prongs running towards an egg, and I ran to get it before him. "Better luck next time, mate." I smiled and ran off before he could react. He was running after me, a few yards behind me, and I ran right into a bent over Remus as I turned around.

"Sorry, Moony. Gotta run!" Prongs had slowed down so as to not trip over Remus as well, which gave me enough time to be able to get a good ways ahead of him.

The further in I got, the less eggs I was seeing, and I was going to turn back, just as I saw a glowing egg up in a nest in a tree. I started to climb, noting that Prongs had given up on the chase. When I went to grab the egg, I saw the two smaller eggs behind it and grabbed those as well. Once I was back on the ground again and checked the time again I saw that there was less than ten minutes left, so I started going back, picking up the few eggs I saw on the way.

Almost twenty minutes later, I was with Remus, Wormtail, and Prongs in the Gryffindor Common Room reading the 'prizes' on our eggs.

"Is this really what they think we would want? Fucking hair gel? Chocolate? Condoms- well actually, those will come in handy." Prongs winked.

"Oh for fucks sake, we all know you're saving yourself for Lily, and she's not giving in any time soon." I smirked. "Fuck you!" He retorted.

After looking at most of my eggs, I finally got to the glowing one, and two smaller ones with it. "Guys, I think I got the best prizes. I got a hug from each of them and a kiss from whichever I choose."

"Padfoot, I will literally sell you my soul if I can have that egg. You know I'll do anything." James said immediately.

"Nice try, I'm using this. You can have the hug for Lily though, I have no need for that." I said as I tossed the small egg at him.