BOOK ONE OF THE KINGDOM SERIES
Avengers Social Media AU
In which a girl posts about her 'infatuation' with the Avengers, expressed in a not-so innocent way that people mistaken her for having. She just never realised the subjects of her post had joi...
cartia you know, i never thought i'd be in a wedding dress at 18
peter yeah but it doesn't count, you're acting, not actually getting married
cartia still, it's the principle of it all plus, they're treating it like one, the amount of fittings i've gone through is unbelievable like every time i come to set, they want to check it again what do they think i eat like?
tony you won't need a lot of fittings when it actually comes to it
steve they'd be right if they thought you don't eat enough
cartia i eat plenty thank you very much 😤
peter you with half a fry: "𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓉𝑒"
cartia loki, nat, wanda, bruce they're bullying me again and btw, it's a chip
nat they better not be
bruce let the girl eat what she wants
tony you literally expressed concern because she didn't eat her box of popcorn on movie night
bucky in her defence, it was a lot of popcorn
cartia you ate all of yours and like half of mine wdym
bucky i need a lot of food
thor yes, it's all about requirements for a high level of stamina
cartia ...
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anyway, nobody gonna comment on tony talking about wedding dress fittings?
wanda i thought you were used to tony's random comments by now
cartia i am, but like... man just said i won't need a lot of fittings for a wedding dress A WEDDING DRESS I'VE BEEN HERE A MONTH
tony well, it's kinda inevitable, i thought you'd realised that was gonna happen one day
sam honestly, we were talking about it all before we met you
cartia don't let me stop you! get married and then i'll just do it in the future, when i've settled in as much as i can
nat we want to do it all together let's talk about this in person and in the future, yeah? it's a bit early, we're all perfectly fine with waiting
cartia okie dokie all this talk got me wanting a cuppa so i'll be back in a min
steve cuppa?
thor it means tea, i think. i heard it when i was in england
cartia that's right! :) you guys are learning my language 😌
peter tony literally said 'i'm bloody knackered' the other day
cartia oh my god i'm rubbing off on you 😌 also, can i bring some tea? you guys only ever have coffee or the weird flavour teas :(
bruce don't you like the flavoured tea?
cartia it belongs in the same place as ice tea and coffee, come to think of it in the bin
peter how did you stay awake to do assignments? 😳
cartia easily i didn't
peter smdh
cartia stfu 😤
clint what the hell is going on
loki they're talking in teen language again
cartia hey peter rotflsomsfoaidmt
peter same
tony was that... a full sentence? a full abbreviated sentence? and you understood that?
nat i'm literally sitting right next to peter and he didn't even hesitate
thor why do you have a sombrero and a taco? is it an added scene?
cartia yes. we throw klaus a quince
bruce you throw a twelve year old american boy a mexican girl's coming of age party?
cartia you don't? shoot i gotta go take this dress off thank god can you get happy to pick me up in like 40 minutes? i'll be home within an hour
