BOOK ONE OF THE KINGDOM SERIES
Avengers Social Media AU
In which a girl posts about her 'infatuation' with the Avengers, expressed in a not-so innocent way that people mistaken her for having. She just never realised the subjects of her post had joi...
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sexvengers: good morning america, i am awake and i want bucky barnes to spit in me {EDIT: i honest to god meant ON but that version works too}
27 OCTOBER 2016
719 Likes || 74 Comments
usera: ain't that the damn truth
userb: was that your first thought when you woke up?
sexvengers: ehhh somewhat. my first thought was 'wow, his arm is heavy' (i slept in his bed and he was holding me) and THEN i looked at his face and had the thought @userb
userb: please tell me you told him 😅
sexvengers: absolutely not 😅 we're chilling eating breakfast @userb
userc: HIS HAIR? SHORT?? IN HIS UNIFORM??? 🤤
userd: pls tell bucky he could cut me with his jawline and i would thank him
sexvengers: he said 'thanks? i'm hoping that's a compliment' and then got a shit-eating grin on his face when i told him what it meant @userd
userd: I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY JSJSHDKD
usere: i hate spit. but spit from anyone on the avengers? yes.
userf: he looks like he would enjoy spitting during y'know what
userg: cc keep us updated^
sexvengers: LMAO @userg
userh: question, how many of them do you think have a name kink?
useri: steve would definitely enjoy captain or sir and bucky would deffo be a sergeant guy @userh
userh: omg imagine if on missions they can't say 'sir' or 'captain' as a joke because it turns him on
sexvengers: i can't confirm much, but they definitely call him captain on missions sometimes. mainly cap, but it slips out. cannot confirm the impact on him though because i don't know 😕 @userh @useri
userj: i thought i was living for the og thirst account but this one is STEAMY
userk: he's definitely giving someone sexy eyes in this picture
userl: probably looking at america's ass @userk
userm: WAIT CARTIA PLS TELL US IS STEVE'S ASS AS GOOD AS IT LOOKS ON CAMERA?
sexvengers: UHM, YES??? IT'S STEVE, HIS ASS IS MAGNIFICENT @userm sexvengers: dear god if you guys knew what they look like in nothing but grey sweatpants i think you'd all die
usern: DON'T TEASE US LIKE THAT WTF usern: I'VE JUST REALISED HOW LUCKY YOU ACTUALLY ARE usern: IS THAT A COMMON SIGHT?
sexvengers: tony keeps the tower at a really good temperature, so sometimes the guys get really hot so yeah, they just walk around in stuff like that cause it's only us up there
sambrooks: apart from when i was there and they forgot ^
sexvengers: i only let you in here because you're my best friend and you promised not to show anyone the posts, don't ruin it @sambrooks
sambrooks: i would never betray my sister like that 😖 btw, we're on our way so get ready
usero: HOT DAMN
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so, it took time and effort but i managed to map out the dates of every chapter since the beginning, so i'm probably gonna type it all in an announcement on my profile up to this chapter in case you guys are confused with anything. however from now, all social media posts will have the date included :)
