BOOK ONE OF THE KINGDOM SERIES
Avengers Social Media AU
In which a girl posts about her 'infatuation' with the Avengers, expressed in a not-so innocent way that people mistaken her for having. She just never realised the subjects of her post had joi...
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avengersbitch: now that the first day of filming is officially over i can breathe. it was getting way too hot with these hot fuckers in their suits (or armour). torturous day 😖
16 NOVEMBER 2016
204,835 Likes || 5,948 Comments
usera: bro you re-enacting a battle scene?
avengersbitch: lmao it's for like 2 frames @usera
kingjordan: wasn't dad sitting next to you the whole day?
avengersbitch: way to make it weird, tosspot @kingjordan avengersbitch: he was actually on the other side of the room for the most of the day though. i was behind the camera so i could see the screen @kingjordan
thor: i'm glad you appreciate the sight of us in our suits and armours
loki: "appreciate" 🤣 @thor
natasharomanoff: but i thought i was hot. am i not hot now, моя Принцесса? {my princess}
avengersbitch: да, you are. you're both @natasharomanoff {yes}
sambrooks: what the fuck ^
steverogers: bucky and nat have been teaching her russian @sambrooks
buckybarnes: she's a great learner 😉 @steverogers
natasharomanoff: hmm 😌 @avengersbitch natasharomanoff: because you teach her easy sexual words and tell her it means something like cereal @buckybarnes
userb: BUCKY HAHAHAHA
userc: OMG HE -
userd: i've said it a million times but i stan the right fucking people
avengersbitch: he wHAT @natasharomanoff avengersbitch: yoU WHAT @buckybarnes
natasharomanoff: oops
buckybarnes: please stop chasing me
falconman: bucky barnes, an avenger, a former world-class assassin, is scared of a 5'2, 18 year old girl wearing HIS oversized sweater and bunny slippers falconman: amazing
hawkeye: update, she got him hawkeye: he lowkey let her hawkeye: but he pinned her and is now getting her to repeat everything he taught her and if she gets it wrong he tickles her
spiderman: she's the most ticklish person ever it's great
brucebanner: if you've tickled her, you can't even put your hand near her for the next 30 minutes because she'll start giggling like she's being tickled again
iamironman: remember that time you couldn't even wrap your arm around her back when she was laying on you because 'it tickled' @brucebanner
brucebanner: the girl's incredibly ticklish @iamironman
usere: this is amazing usere: a post thirsting about how hot her soulmates looked has turned into something completely different
userf: her comment section never stays on topic, apart from a few people lmao, we all just get involved in our own conversations @usere
avengersbitch: maybe i should set up a forum @usere @userf
userf: how was your tickle session?
avengersbitch: first off... that sounds extremely weird @userf avengersbitch: secondly, it was terrible. he would barely let me speak so trying to do it in a whole other language was the worst @userf
avengersbitch: guys, did you know that 'пожалуйста, трахни меня сильнее' doesn't mean 'please can i have a drink?' avengersbitch: everytime someone asked if anyone wanted a drink, i'd say it and bucky and nat would laugh. avengersbitch: everytime. i never knew why.
userg: SHE SAID пожалуйста, трахни меня сильнее I'M SCREAMING
userh: BABY NO
useri: IJDJDKFJJSJSJFHD BUCKY
userj: RUSSIAN FANS WHAT DOES IT MEAN
userk: DON'T LEAVE US HANGING
userl: GUYS?? CC??
spiderman: oh my god spiderman: GUYS
wandamaximoff: that's the best thing ever
userm: I HATE EVERYONE SOMEONE TELL US WHAT IT MEANS
buckybarnes: 'please, fuck me harder.'
avengersbitch: i hate it here 😚✌️
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lmao i don't stan google translate at all because it's so inaccurate but when sometimes you're just left with no other option, so anyone please correct me.
also, the view rates are slowing down immensely. they're still incredibly high, but i feel like it's piqued :( are you guys still enjoying? there's only 61 chapters left of this book x
