BOOK ONE OF THE KINGDOM SERIES
Avengers Social Media AU
In which a girl posts about her 'infatuation' with the Avengers, expressed in a not-so innocent way that people mistaken her for having. She just never realised the subjects of her post had joi...
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queencartia: i'm convinced tony just paid for a driver's license without passing. mf drives 10x faster than a lambo even could 😳 you can't even call me dramatic
13 NOVEMBER 2016
tagged: iamironman
102,837 Likes || 4,968 Comments
iamironman: but did you die?
queencartia: BITCH NEARLY @iamironman
natasharomanoff: so dramatic 😂
steverogers: in his defence, you were both 20 minutes late to location
queencartia: blame him, he was meant to wake me up and slept in @steverogers
usera: what car was he driving? he has a huge collection
queencartia: some sort of acura, help me out @iamironman @usera
iamironman: today was the acura nsx @usera
userb: man has a different car for every day of the week
queencartia: every day of the week? at least every day for a whole 2 months @userb queencartia: you know those multi-story garages in gtav online? he has like 4 of them. who needs that many automobiles @userb
pietromaximoff: why were you on that side of the car?
queencartia: lmao i'm just leaning over the middle. i did go to get into that side though, i forget you guys drive on the wrong side @pietromaximoff
spiderman: we drive on the right side, thank you very much. literally, the RIGHT side
hawkeye: you're just uneducated in driving
queencartia: bros at least we're more unique @spiderman @hawkeye
hawkeye: did we just get BRO-zoned?? @spiderman
spiderman: i think we did... @hawkeye
hawkeye: right, that's it @spiderman
userc: WAIT SOMETHING'S HAPPENING AT THE TOWER
userd: ARE THEY CHASING HER??
wandamaximoff: yes @userd
userd: love it
loki: i was gonna come to cartia's defence, but when i was referred to this post to look at the comment section... yeah, cartia, you deserve the chase
thor: and the pin down? @loki
loki: even the pin down @thor
usere: THEY'RE PINNING HER DOWN CAN YOU HEAR ME SQUEALING
buckybarnes: no, but we can hear her squealing @usere
falconman: they're really going down hard on her, aren't they @buckybarnes
buckybarnes: incredibly hard @falconman
userf: OH YMG OD DDHKHDK
sambrooks: how... did a post about a car turn into cartia getting... 'gone down on' hard?
steverogers: she brought it on herself
userg: I'M SCREAMING
userh: I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM R E A D I N G 👁👄👁
useri: THEY'RE REALLY --
userj: i thiNK THEY ARE @useri
userk: IMSKSKFHLFKSHGJ GJSGJAKGHAEGBM GM
userl: IS CC EVEN STILL ALIVE
queencartia: barely @userl
userl: giRL WHAT HAPPENED DO WE NEED TO GO TO *THE* ACCOUNT
queencartia: i was attacked. they went really rough on me @userl
hawkeye: attacked by what, babygirl?
spiderman: hmm?
queencartia: ...the tickle monsters...
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if y'all write stories... when you're writing, do you pull the appropriate facial expressions without even meaning to? writing clint's bro-zoned comment i was pulling an extreme 'excuse me' face. head tilt, extension and wide-eyes and all.
also, i hope i got you fooled there.
this is the last chapter for tonight! i hope you're all good lovelies, i'll catch you all tomorrow <3
