Jay: ugh. What's that smell?
Kai: looks like it's coming from the cupboard
Nya: oh, it's Cole. He's been drying- NO DONT OPEN IT DONT OPEN-
Kai+Jay: eegghhhu!
Jay: is that... fish?
Cole: oh hey guys!
Kai: Cole. Why have you got fish drying in the cupboard the cupboard?
Cole: well because that's what you do.
Jay: is it?
Cole: yes you pilluks
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Zane: *drinking water*
Zane: *spits out water* ARRGHH!!! Salt water!!! Kai you bastard!!!
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Jay: hey guys!
Cole: What's got you so worked up?
Jay: I, got a date!
Zane: cool. Okay now turn on your controller, it's HALO night.
Jay: I'm sorry?
Zane: I don't know what your apologising for but, apology accepted.
Jay: I have a date!
Zane: you already said that.
Lloyd: should we explain to him?
Cole: nah, wait for him to figure it out on his own
Jay: YES, it's halo night, but I won't be here.
Zane: yes you will.
Jay: no I won't. BECAUSE I have a date!!
Zane: oh, your date is tonight?
Jay: YES!
Zane: well why didn't you say so?
Nya: hey Jay. Ready to go?
Zane: You. You were the one who who stole our friend from us. And even worse, ON HALO NIGHT.
Nya: uhhhh....
Jay: ignore him. He's a malfunction from the robot factory.
Zane: oooo! A robot factory! Let's go.
Jay: ZANE. YOU. STAY.
(Okay, this one is a lot altered but can anyone get the general idea of where it's from?)
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Nya: if I had three wishes, I'd wish to choose my own future, to bring my mom back, obviously. And... to find a nice guy who's a great listener.
Kai: what would you wish for, Jay?
Jay: to be a great listener. And... that thing you said about your mom.
Kai: I wish, for all of the diseases in the world to go away, and be replaced, with worse ones. Oh, and also for Jay to die alone.
Jay: Aww man.
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Ray: okay, look with all due respect Wu, oh who am I kidding, what respect is due? How is my son going to pass his tests if you keep using him to finish your little ninja quests??
Wu: okay, don't take this the wrong way but personally, I think school is a waste of time. Now, I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's NOT a place for fighters.
Ray: but how is Kai gonna learn stuff?!?
Wu: you do know there is a robot on the team, right?
Ray: .........
Ray: I did not know that.
Wu: good. Come on Kai I need you.
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Jay: *driving*
Jay: hey Kai! Get in!
Kai: *gets in*
Jay: soo.... the radio is broken. So I decided to sing for you! LALALALALA!! SINGING WITH MY FRIENDS-
Kai: please stop.
Jay: ugh. Fine.
Jay: hey Cole! Get in!
~~5 minutes later~~
Jay+Cole: LALALALALALAAA!! SINGING WITH MY FRIENDS LAAHH LAAH LAAHHALLAH!!!!
Kai: *over singing* please... please someone. HELP ME....
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Ninjago headcanons
FanfictionI didn't used to like deez but I do now so here we are. Requests are open and the characters will be: Zane Pixal Jay Kai Cole Lloyd Nya Wu ENJOY!!
