Alli, Phil, Stu, Doug and Alan are traveling to Thailand for Stu's wedding. What could go wrong the five of them together again? Well if there's one thing we learned from the the first part well a lot can happen.
I woke up with a pounding headache. I opened my eyes and saw I was on the floor and next to someone, "Please let this be my husband." I mumbled. "Alli?" Phil asked his morning voice showing. "Oh, thank god it's you." I said and grabbed his face. I ran my hand through his hair as it was sweaty, "You alright?" He asked. "Where the fuck are, we?" I asked. "I don't know." He said. I got up which it hurt to, "Fuck me." I said sore. I grabbed my sunglasses putting them on.
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Phil stood next to me when I heard a big thump, "What?" Phil asked turning looking at the person as did I. "No." Alan said.I looked out the window more then sat down on the table, "Alli? Phil?" Alan said. I didn't answer as I knew what happened, "I think it's happened again." Alan said. Phil and I looked at him, "Alan what the fuck did you do?" I asked him still waking up. "I didn't do anything I swear to God." Alan said. "Your hair is gone." Phil said to Alan. Alan felt his beard, "No, no up." Phil said. Alan chuckled as he felt he had no hair.
"Where the fuck are, we?" Phil asked. There was another thud and the power went out, "Alli I'm scared." Alan whispered. I stood up, "Your alright bud." I said. I heard moaning and pushed by Alan making him fall Phil following me. I went to the bathroom and saw Stu in the bathtub as I heard him groan, "Stu?" I asked. "Yeah." He said. "You okay?" I asked. "No." He said. "Come on Stu get up we got a situation." Phil said. He turned and looked at Phil and I moaning loudly but that wasn't the problem what the problem was the tattoo on his face, "Oh holy shit." Phil said. "Where are we?" Stu asked. I saw Alan in the bathroom as well, "Oh my god Alan your head." Stu said. "No, your head." Alan said. "He's bald." Stu whispered.
"Stu you're going to freak out but it's going to be okay." I said to him. "Why? What's...? Is it my teeth?" He asked. "Not this time buddy." I said. "No." Alan said. "Not your teeth." Phil said. "Are you sure?" He asked. "Yep." Phil and I said. "Did you check the bottoms?" Stu asked making me look. "Ew no." I said. "I did." Phil said. Stu walked to the mirror, "Oh my god. What the fuck? Ow" Stu said as he touched it. "That's good Stu why don't you try to wash it off?" I asked being sarcastic as it was real. Phil and Alan chuckled, "It's not coming off!" Stu whined. I coughed, "This is a real tattoo!" He yelled.
He turned to Alan, "Alan what did you do? Did you roofie me?" Stu asked. "I didn't do anything." Alan said. "Stu, he swore to God." Phil and I said. "What happened?" Stu asked. A monkey feel down making us jump, "Oh what the hell?!" Phil yelled. "Oh, it's a monkey." Alan said in a childlike voice. I looked at him, "Look at the cute little vest." Alan said walking towards the monkey. "Hi little monkey." Alan said but the monkey slapped his hand. "Alan get back here." I said. "Butthole." Alan said to the monkey. A phone rang, "Phone." I said. "Hi monkey." Alan said. "Look, Alan, Alan go find the phone." I said.
I found the phone turns out to be mine, "I got it." I said and answered the call. "Doug, Doug where the hell are you?" I asked my brother worried. Phil looked at me as did Alan with worried eyes, "I'm at breakfast by the pool are you all coming down or what?" Doug asked. "Oh, Jesus thank God you're fine. Doug's fine." I said calmed. "Stu Doug's fine he's at the resort." I said, "Why aren't we at the resort?" Stu asked. "What going on where are you guys?" Doug asked. "I have no idea bro we woke up in some shithole room in some city." I said walking around. "Oh god what city?" He asked. "I don't know Dougie fucking Asia Town." I said. "Where?" He asked. "I don't know I told you." I said. "How'd you get there?" He asked. "I have no fucking idea." I said.
