Here we go again

Chapter 7

Alli's POV

We walked down the street, "Jesus Christ is this the right street?" Phil asked. "That's what it says." I said coughing. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, this is the White Lion." Stu said. "The fuck happened here?" I asked looking at it. "Holy shit." Stu said. A man shouted at us in Thai I think that's what language, "Oh okay just keep walking." I said. "We should probably..." Stu said. People shouted in Thai at us one lady threw someone I dodged it, but it hit Stu, "Ah!" Stu yelled. "Alright it's okay." Phil said. "What the fuck is going on here?" I asked.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa guys check it out." Alan said pointing at a tattoo shop. "Holy shit Stu look." I said pointing at Stu in the window. "That's my face." Stu said pointing at the picture. Phil opened the door and we walked inside, "Hello?" Phil asked. "Be with you in a minute." The artist said.

The guy looked up at us, "Oh look who it is. So, what do you think?" The guy asked Stu. "What I'm sorry." Stu said. "The tattoo you love it?" The guy asked. "Uh no actually I hate it." Stu said. "No refunds get the fuck out." The guy said. "Wait a sec." I said. "Read the sign." He said. I looked seeing exactly what he said, "No we don't want any refunds we just have a couple of questions." I said. "Okay." He said.

"We're trying to figure out what went down last night." I said. "What went down?" He asked. "Take a look at what you did outside." He said pointing outside. I looked at him, "Half the neighborhood went down." He said. "We did that?" Stu asked. "You don't remember getting into a bar fight at the White Lion?" The guy asked. "Who did exactly?" I asked. "Your husband did someone was flirting with you and you kept saying you're married, and he took it upon himself got into a fight then you got all started a full-on fucking riot." The guy said. "No sir we don't remember anything." I said. The guy laughed as did Alan, "Hold this." He said to the kid. The kid held the needle, "Oh boy check this out." He said and showed us a video on his phone.

"Holy shit." Phil said as we watched it. I saw Stu yelling fuck the police. I looked at Stu and he chuckled while Teddy yelled in the camera, "There's Teddy he was with us." Stu said. "Jesus Christ." I said as Phil handed his phone back. "That's when the cops arrived and started cracking skulls, I took you guys and hid you in the shop here." He said. I nodded a thanks to him, "Then you decided to get a tattoo." He said pointing at Stu. We looked at Stu, "Cried like a little bitch." He said.

I started to laugh at Stu, "The kid's fucking nine years old got balls twice your size." He said. "Listen we're looking for our friend Teddy have you seen him?" Phil asked. "Not since last night what happened?" The guy asked. "Yeah I'm supposed to marry his sister tomorrow and we kind of lost him." Stu said, "Oh well then fuck it." The guy said. "What do you mean fuck it?" I asked. He looked at us, "Bangkok has him now and she'll never let him go." He said.

"You hear that? Is this what you wanted?" Phil asked. "Phil." I said. "Happy now?" He asked. "You're wasting your time these monks take their vow shit seriously look at this." The guy said and showed us the tattoo on the monks wrist. "What's it mean?" Phil asked. "That's the sign of the Chiang Mei, right?" I asked. The guy nodded pointing at me, "There's a monastery just outside of town maybe somebody over there can get him to talk." He said. We nodded then walked out of the shop and got a bus.

"Okay can we just go over this one more time? You got the beer from...? Stu asked. "The hotel bar they gave me a sealed case." Phil said. "Right but who gave it to you?" Stu asked. "The bartender." Phil said. "Right okay." Stu said. "Want some?" Phil asked holding his water to me. "Sure." I said and took a sip of water. "And then you brought them out and you opened them." Stu said pointing at me. I nodded, "Yeah and Doug had one and he was fine so it's not the beer." I said to Stu. "So, what the hell happened?" Stu asked. "I have no idea." I said.

Alan put his water bottle under the monks rob, "Hey guys." Alan said. Stu and Phil looked at him, "He's got a Chinese boner." Alan said. "Alan come on cut it out." Stu said then we watched the monkey as we all chuckled. "The monkey is a pervert." Alan said. "Come on man that's so wrong." Stu said smiling. "Hey, don't stop monkey keep doing it." Alan said. We continued laughing which we needed might I add, "When a monkey nibbles on a penis it's funny in any language." Alan said.

I smiled as Phil wrapped his arm around me which I moved closer to him and grabbed his other hand holding it. He laced our fingers together, "Keep doing it." Alan said as went to the monastery.