•This book was going to have no bashing. But... I like how it turned out.
•At first I was going to have Arthur support Molly but then I was like nevermind. Rubber ducks.
•I was going to write a scene between Pansy and Luna in which Luna speaks Mandarin, and Pansy is like Hot. Hot. Hot Hot Hot Hot.
But...
Me: *Google translates something cute and romantic in Mandarin*
People who don't speak Mandarin, looking at the text: Awww, that's so sweet!
Chinese: ...plague yellow monkey????
Me: skskskskskksks *yeets self out of the window*
•People who are confused about who is bottom or top. They switch. Harry does top in the last scene.
• I wanted to include Goyle a lot as well but I just... couldn't be bothered.
*Makes Goyle skip into the sunset with Hufflepuffs*
• I wanted to make the book longer but eh... I'm lazy? I think that's a fair enough excuse.
• I tried writing smut and after 3 lines I knew I couldn't do it anymore.
•Malfoys had a TV at their house after the war.
If you have any questions for me and the characters, let me know what you want to ask. ÚwÙ. I'll make them all answer.
*Forcefully shoves all of them together*
Lucius : I didn't agree to this.
Me: I'll take away all your hair products.
Lucius: I'll answer to everything.
Me: Good boi. *Pets the glaring Lucius aggressively*
Q.1. Does Lucius use Sleekeazy's Hair Potion?
Lucius : Of course I do. *Flips hair*
Me: *smiles encouragingly*
Lucius : But that's not my conditioner.
Me: huh
Q.2. What kind of hair products does Lucius use?
Me: Go ahead answer them!
Lucius : *glaring at me* hair gel, Sleekeazy's Hair Potion, Shampoo, gloss potion and my secret conditioner.
Me: why is it a secret?
Lucius : *throws a spoon at me and walks out*
Me: *rubs head* Alright that's rude and that bitch fucking hurt you motherfucker. Hey! I'm talking to you where are you going!? Hey come back! *Runs after Lucy*
Q.3. Where did Arthur go after divorce? (This one is from Meg)
Arthur : I've been living with Severus, it's very kind of him.
Me: *raises a questioning eyebrow at Sevy* is it now?
Severus: I don't mind him staying.
Everyone: *stares at Snape*
Arthur: he's really soft spoken and tends to everything. It's a blessing living with him.
Ron: *dies chocking on air and heart attack*
Pansy: *exchanges galleons with Hermione*
Sirius : Hagrid's butt hair! They are clapping cheeks Remus!
Remus: I'm disgusted in you right now. But yes it seems so.
Ron: *dies again*
Gred and Forge:*calculates the money they will be winning*
Arthur : I- it's not. That's not what's happening! I swear on Merlin!
Severus: *mumbling under his breath* you were swearing on Merlin last night as well, as I-
Arthur : *blushes red* Yeah okay, we are leaving now! I've some rubber ducks to research on. *Grabs Sevy and disapparates*
Me: *looks at everyone's shocked faces* well so something happened here...
Q.4. Did drarry have kids?
Draco: *smiles and wraps his hand around Harry's waist*
Harry: *grins and kisses Draco's cheeks*
Draco: We did.
Harry: Triplets actually.
May: Dad! Father! Albus and Scorpus killed the fishes with peanut butter biscuits. Again! And Jamie is trying to grab the fishes!
Draco: This is why I tell you Luna's son Scorpus is a bad influence
Harry: *remembers that Sirius told him his own father did the same thing* it's probably ours.
Me: *sips tea in the corner*
Q.5. What conditioner does Lucy use?
Lucius: *glares through screen*
Twins, Harry, Voldy and everyone else: *waits biting nails*
Lucius: I don't wanna tell them
Me: that's not up to you
Lucius: *glares at me*
Me: *panic intensifies*
Lucius: fine I will. Kevis 8
Harry: *quickly googles it*
Voldy: *looks at the price on Harry's phone*
Voldy: *snatches the phone*
Voldy: * googles 'how to sell kidney as a ghost'*
Me: why would you buy that? It's so expensive!
Lucius: because I'm worth it
Twins: *whistle in background*
Me: it doesn't even have that good of a smell
Lucius: remember the feel of your hair the first time you used it. Remember the texture, the smoothness. Remember it.
Me: I also remember my pocket bleeding for months later on. I'll starve to death if I buy it again.
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The Sigil Of Azkaban (Drarry)
Fanfiction*NOT EDITED* [Completed] Harry and Draco looked over their heads and saw the one and only, the true devil. Mistletoe. Harry and Draco both blushed to the root of their hair making Pansy squeal. "Please don't cry." Harry said. Draco was confused bu...
