Locker-Room (Uhhhh UshiTen, Yeah)

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Lol thank you to the Oya-Squad (That's what I'm calling it now, fite me) who gave me this idea. I'm writing a one-shot that's kinda long and I lost motivation so I just wanted to make this ficlet to get me back into writing.

Also, how tf do you make a good title?

Started: July 8th, 2020


"Hey, Ushiwaka, can you- HOLY ASAHI WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Tendou screamed. He walked into the locker-room to ask Ushijima if he could help him mop the gym floor since practice was over but ended up seeing him in his boxers.

Ushijima always insisted on changing before or after everyone else and got the baggiest gym shorts he could find. Now Tendou knew why.

"YOU'RE HUNG AS FU-"

"Tendou, you're too loud. What were you going to ask?" Ushijima said, avoiding the deep stare he got from his teammate.

"YOU CAN'T JUST-" He was interrupted by the other shushing him. "-avoid the situation like that," he said, now whispering.

"You can speak in a normal voice. What were you going to ask?" He repeated his question.

"Oh- uh- um-" How can you expect him to be able to speak properly when he's staring at the outline of a big- no, HUGE- flaccid di- okay, you get the point.

Ushijima had to finish changing before Tendou could speak again.

"Oh, can you help me mop the gym?" He was back to his normal, crazy self, putting on a smile as wide as his face.

"Isn't it your job today to mop the floor?" He was shoving stuff in his locker.

"Yeah, but I want a friend! It's scary to mop alone, especially this late at night! Pleaseeeee?" He was bouncing around his friend while begging him to help.

"Okay then." Wakatoshi was walking out and heading towards the supply closet. Tendou followed in joy.

Geez, he's big. I wonder if it's even going to fit. I guess I gotta practice. Prep is going to take forever, though-

"You're speaking out loud," Ushijima said in front of him, still walking forward.

Shit.





















Completed: July 8th, 2020

Lololol I forgot how to writeeeeee this is a problem.

Again, thank you to the Oya-Squad!

Oya oya

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