She Finally Reads It. An Oregairu Fanfic

Problems

Hikigaya POV
'It's been 2 days since Yuighama went to China with her parents. I think it's China? Anyways I hope Komachi doesn't come late again.'

Class goes normally and for like the first time i'm not called in Hiratsuka-sensei's office.

'I'm gonna head to the clubroom or else sensei or Yukinoshita is gonna hunt me down.' They're really scary no wonder Zaimokuza is afraid of Yukinoshita.

"Yo." I open the club door.

"Oh....you're here. I thought Yuigahama-san was back." She glances at me then goes back to reading, I really hate this girl.

"Don't sound so dissappointed... Gahama-chan isn't coming back for 5 days... did you forgot that Yukinon."
I say they're nicknames, from the time we went to that party or whatever.

"Did you just call Yuigahama-san, Gahama and me Yukinon, Hikki-san?"
She snaps her book, and glares at me with a disgusted look.

"Oi, oi don't call me Hikki and why the san and not kun?" I do the same, trying to mimic her.

"I just find it more appropriate." She gives me a bigger disgusted look if thats possible.

"Buzz off." I say returning to my book.

"That reminds me, Hikigaya-san"

still calling me san huh?

"Didn't I once ask you to show me a book?"

'Crap she's remebering that one time, I said I had her in my book of unforgivable people.'

"W-What book?" I say looking at her frightenly.

"Hmm... it seems I forgot but it definetly was a book." She says, returning to reading.

"God thank you for not remebering"
I muttered

"What did you say Hikki-san?" Stop, calling me san!

"Oi, stop that call me Hikigaya drop the san, nothing else." I glare at her.

"Fine... just give...me that book... I know, I asked about you to show me it before."

"What book though." Looking at her scared for my life.

"You know which one i'm talking about." Crap, she knows.

"Alright one second." I rummage through my bag. I got this.

"Here" I hand her the book or just a bunch of pages.

"Thanks." She actcually said thanks, why is she so different?

"Wait Hikigaya-san why is this so long." She's starting to notice frick.

"Drop the san and i'll tell you." I've got to avoid her questions.

"Tell me Hikki-kun." Oh screw you.

"Oi not Hikki either." Is she Yuigahama, now like what the hell.

"Hikigaya-kun tell me than."

"Read and then i'll tell you."
I want to avoid questions

"You always do petty things." She says looking dissappointed in me.

20 minutes after club time and nobody came in yet.

"This is familiar... it's very trashy."

"Trashy isn't a word Yukinoshita-san."
Wait is it?

"Actcually Hikigaya-kun it is a word it's a pretty good description of you."

"Ok then."

"Alright i'm done so why does this seem so familiar to me?"

"I'll tell you, when we leave."

"Alright club is over now Tell."

'Scary'

"Heh."

"?"

"This is.....Zaimokuza's NOVEL, I STOLE IT SO YOU WILL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT I'M WRITING SUCKAAA!"
I'm a genius!

"I expected that much but why did you go through all that trouble and why did you talk like Hiratsuka-sensei at that field trip." Wait how did she know is she a psychic?

"Uhhhh.... Because you'll like my Service if I say it like that?"

"What does that mean and did you only say service because we're still in the Service club?"

"Uhhh...No anyways i'm leaving."

"You know what fine but you have to show me, the real one tommorow."

"Ummm...Sure Ice Queen."

"Crap, I can't make an excuse tommorow and i've gotta say sorry to Zaimokuza since, I stole it from him."
I open up twitter and DMed Zaimokuza

"Hey Zaimokuza i'm sorry." I type out

"Fufu what are you sorry for Hachiman?"

"I stole your novel."

"WHAT, WHEN, GIVE IT BACK!" He snaps

"Bro calm down i'll give it tommorow, I gave it to Yukinoshita."

"You gave it to the
Ice Queen?!?! YOU ARE CRAZY!"

"Well sorry bye."

"HEY DON'T LEAVE YOU WILL SEE MY RASENGAN!"

How much anime does this guy watch?