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Operation: Death Scythe Search

Kiyotaka sits on his dorm room bed, scared as hell. Ishida had a weapon somewhere in his possession, and the moral compass had to find it.
The bad thing about it was...
He couldn't talk to him. Ever. They were the same person.

Luckily, his boyfriend could talk to Ishida, and Mondo was getting the hang of Kiyotaka's swapping between two different personalities and disconnecting their conversations.

Most of what Kiyotaka knew about Ishida he learned from Mondo, and it was the same the other way around. So maybe if he asked Mondo to ask Ishida where he hid that terrible death scythe, Ishida wouldn't know it was his boyfriend who had betrayed him.

Of course, Kiyotaka was nervous that his plan wouldn't work, as Ishida wasn't the most compliant person. Then again, it would be Mondo asking him, and Kiyotaka knew how Ishida acted around Mondo by now.

To keep Ishida from easily finding out about his mission, Kiyotaka decided he would call Mondo. With texts, any secrets can get out if the wrong eyes find them. But calls are private unless the call is being recorded (which this one most definitely wouldn't be), so Kiyotaka's plan was safe.

The moral compass smiles to himself. Ishida's scythe would be missing, and Ishida wouldn't know what hit him.

He quickly presses Mondo's contact, not wanting to waste any time. The biker quickly answers.

"Hey, Taka," says Mondo.

"Hello, darling," Kiyotaka replies.
"Listen. I have not found Ishida's scythe yet, so I need you to do something. Would you mind helping me?"

"What do you need me to do?" Mondo asks.

"It may be risky, but... I need you to ask Ishida where he hid it. He surprisingly has hidden it quite well. I've been looking for it for a while now, and trust me, I have quite perceptive eyes, and if something's hidden somewhere, I usually find it rather quickly."

Kiyotaka doesn't get an answer for a few seconds, and anxiety falls over him. Is Mondo going to say no? Or is he just processing the plan? Luckily, Mondo's answer comes.
"Uh... okay. Do we need Leon to summon him? 'Cause it seems he's hella good at pissing Ishida off."

"That would work," Kiyotaka replies.
"But do we have to make him angry? I mean, we don't know any other methods, but I think Ishida might try to kill poor Leon soon if he keeps angering him..."

"Serves the bitch right," Mondo says.

Kiyotaka gasps rather loudly.
"Mondo!"

Mondo laughs.
"I would hate Leon too if I were Ishida," Mondo says.

Kiyotaka gets off of his bed and puts his boots on.
"We can plan a bit more in your room, okay? Maybe we can invite Leon too...?"

"Yeah, I guess we can invite him," Mondo replies.
"I'll shoot him a text. He ain't that important in our plan, but he can't be in the dark about this when he's the one triggering the deadly white-haired son-of-a-bitch."

"Do you... not like Ishida, Mondo?" Kiyotaka asks.

"I don't hate him, per say, but I'm kinda concerned about him," Mondo answers.
"I mean, he's a friggin' psycho if you think about it. He wants to murder rule-breakers with a goddamn death scythe!"

"He what?!" Kiyotaka nearly yells.
"Murder them?! That is going too far! We need to find that scythe as quickly as we can!"

"Shh, calm down. We'll fix things, 'kay, Ishi? I won't let him hurt your morality."
"O-okay. I'll be over soon, darling. I love you."
"Love ya too, babe."