~💜 ❤~ Ishimondo Oneshots! ~💜 ❤~

Cheering Up Ishimaru

Kiyotaka lays glumly on his bed, face in his pillow. Ever since school had ended that day, the moral compass had been rather quiet, even ignoring his boyfriend, Mondo, when it was time to return to their dorms. On a normal day, the two would head to one of their dorms and spend most or all of the evening there. But today, Kiyotaka had walked right past him and refused to talk. 

As any boyfriend would be, Mondo was concerned with Kiyotaka's strange behavior. He decided to stop by his dorm to see if he could cheer him up. 

Mondo knocks on the door.
"Ishi? Can I come in?"

Kiyotaka perks up from hearing Mondo use his special nickname. No one else called him that.

"Come in," Kiyotaka says softly. 

Mondo comes into Kiyotaka's room, quickly dashing to sit at his prefect boyfriend's side.
"What's wrong, Ishi?" he asks.

"I-I'm a bit sad right now," Kiyotaka mumbles.
"I got a problem wrong on my math test. I, Ishimaru Kiyotaka, got a problem wrong on my math test! I never  do anything of the sort, so I don't get how that could have happened!"

Mondo strokes his boyfriend's head.
"It's okay, babe. It's just one point off. Not that big a deal."

"But Mondo, I don't have a perfect one hundred percent in Mathematics anymore..." Kiyotaka says.

"Ishi, listen to me," Mondo coaxes.
"Grade's aren't everything, 'kay? The only thing that matters is that you're actually trying."

"Mondo darling, you don't get it," Kiyotaka mutters.
"Ever since I was young, I've always had perfect one hundred percents, so that's what my parents expect from me now.  What if... what if my father is disappointed in me for not having one in every one of my classes? A 99.5 stands out when compared to a perfect one hundred."

"Babe, it's half of a percent. Your pops won't be one bit disappointed in his wonderful son for such a minor inconvenience." 
Mondo kisses Kiyotaka's cheek.

"Y-you think?" Kiyotaka asks.

"Hell yeah, bro," Mondo replies.

Kiyotaka sighs.
"Darling, I get that you're trying to cheer me up, but... swear jar."

Kiyotaka pulls a small jar out from under his bed.
"Any ordinary swear word is worth a nickel, and the f-word is worth a dime," he explains.

"Since when did you have a swear jar?" Mondo asks, confused.

"I always had one, but I haven't chosen to use it for some reason. Now that this incentive is in use, you will insert the appropriate coin for each time you swear."

Mondo sighs, pulling a nickel out of his pocket and putting it into the jar. Kiyotaka smiles, put the jar back where it came from.

"Hey, it looks like you're feeling better," says Mondo.

Kiyotaka nods.
"Yes, I am. Thank you, kyoudai."

Kiyotaka kisses Mondo softly, cupping his cheek. The biker chuckles a bit while kissing Kiyotaka back.

After a few seconds, Kiyotaka pulls away and smiles again.
"I love you, Mondo," he says.

"Love ya too, bro," the biker replies.

Kiyotaka moves so that he can lay his head on Mondo's shoulder. The moral compass smiles lightly as the biker runs a hand through his slightly-spikey purple hair.

"Hey, darling?" Kiyotaka asks.

"Yeah, babe?" Mondo replies.

Kiyotaka kisses Mondo's cheek.
"Isn't that dance that the third-years are hosting coming up?"

"Mm-hmm, why?"
"What are we going to wear?"

Mondo shrugs.
"I dunno, bro. We still got a coupla weeks to decide that. Ain't nothin' important right now."

"Your nonsensical grammar is making me want to vomit," Kiyotaka mumbles.

"Well, you better not fuckin' vomit the next time we kiss."
Mondo smirks, waiting for Kiyotaka to say something.

Kiyotaka stares at him.
"Kyoudai, that's just gross! And you know that that word is worth a dime!"

"And I got one," Mondo says, putting the coin on Kiyotaka's head.
"So there you go."

Kiyotaka takes the dime off of his head and gives it back to Mondo.
"Does my head look like the swear jar? No. Try again."

Kiyotaka pulls the swear jar back out, and Mondo chuckles while putting the dime in.

"I was just playin' around, babe. You know that."

"Yes, I know, Mondo darling," Kiyotaka replies.

The two kiss again, and the moral compass giggles a bit. He moves over into the biker's lap as they continue kissing.
Mondo then slides his right hand onto Kiyotaka's ass, and the prefect stops kissing him while blushing.

"M-Mondo!" Kiyotaka exclaims.
"Why'd you do that?!"

Mondo shrugs.
"Your adorable little ass was in reach, and I couldn't help myself."

"Well, butt-touching is not welcome in a school environment," says Kiyotaka while pointing to the swear jar.

Mondo puts another nickel from his pocket into the swear jar.
"Jeez, babe, sorry."

Kiyotaka kisses Mondo's forehead, giving him an apologetic smile.
"It's alright, darling," he says.

The moral compass snuggles into his boyfriend, and the biker smiles.
The two stay like that for the rest of the day, both content.

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