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Discussing Plans

Kiyotaka and Mondo sit on Kiyotaka's bed in silence, neither knowing what to talk about. Despite what he had said in the chat yesterday evening, Kiyotaka was actually considering the idea Chihiro had proposed.

"Mondo, I have something to talk to you about," says Kiyotaka.

"Mm?"
Mondo raises an eyebrow.

"Remember what Fujisaki-kun had suggested in the groupchat yesterday?" Kiyotaka asks.

"Yeah," Mondo replies with a nod.
"Why, did you change your mind about it?"

"I hadn't quite made up my mind yet, but I'm actually considering splitting Ishida and I up. As Fujisaki-kun said, it would be quite interesting to observe Ishida's behavior, since I myself have yet to see how exactly he acts."

"Oh, right, you've only heard stories about him," Mondo says, understanding.

"But I don't know if I can trust Iruma-san to handle such a challenging task, especially considering how rare dissociative identity disorder is in the first place," says Kiyotaka.
"I'm sure she has little to no experience with the disorder, so I can't know for certain that she'll know how to handle it."

"Taka, you hardly know how to handle it," Mondo points out.

"Yes, I know that," Kiyotaka replies.
"If I knew how to handle it, that incident on Wednesday wouldn't have happened."

Mondo nods.
"Yeah, true. It wouldn't have. Or maybe if Leon didn't annoy Ishida so much."

"Regardless, if we separate the two of us, preventing Ishida from misbehaving would be a little bit easier," says Kiyotaka.
"The key words are 'a little bit'."

"Well, it'd have to wait until next Wednesday, since Ishida's still grounded until then."
"But shouldn't we discuss this with Ishida too? We can't leave him in the dark when he's a crucial part of the experiment."
"Yeah, true, I suppose it would be safe to let him out for a few minutes. He knows he's not allowed to have his scythe, so there's nothing to worry about."

Kiyotaka nods hesitantly.
"Alright, I guess we can do it now. Please be careful."

Kiyotaka stands up, kisses Mondo's forehead, and turns into Ishida.

Kiyotaka's transformation into Ishida was always way too bright, so Mondo normally would turn away. But this time, he forgot, and his eyes were met with a bright white light, prompting him to shield his eyes.

"Shit, that's bright..." Mondo mumbles.

After a few seconds, the light fades, and Mondo unshields his eyes.

"Ahem!"

Mondo looks over and there was Ishida, grinning.

"Hey, Ishida..." Mondo mumbles.

Ishida bolts over to Mondo, tackling him into a hug and knocking him down on the bed.
"Mondito! It's been too long!"

"It's been four days, Ishida. Get off me."
"Well, it feels like it's been forever!"

Ishida gets off of Mondo, and both sit up.

"Look, you're not ungrounded yet, so get rid of the idea that I ungrounded you early right now," Mondo says firmly.
"You're only here because Taka wanted to run something by you. But since the two of you can't be in the same place at the same time, I have to do it."

"Well, lay it on me," Ishida says.

Mondo clears his throat.
"Yesterday evening in our groupchat, Chihiro suggested that Iruma-"

"Who's Iruma?" Ishida interrupts.

"You know, the blonde inventor chick with huge tits?"
"I haven't met her. Taka may have, but not me."
"Whatever. Let me continue."

"Yes, sir," Ishida says obediantly.

"Anyway, like I was saying before you rudely interrupted me, Chihiro suggested that Iruma could maybe build some kinda machine thingy that could split you and Taka up. Like, you get your own body."

"Ooh, I get my own body???" Ishida asks excitedly.

Mondo nods.
"Yeah, you get your own body, But only for two days."

"Why only for two days?"

"Dude, when Iruma leaves that Friday, she ain't coming back for two more Mondays, and Taka and I don't have the patience to deal with you for that long," Mondo replies.
"Besides, this is only an experiment, and you may lose your body forever if it doesn't work out."

Ishida pouts.
"Bummer. I was excited to have my own body. I hate sharing with Taka. I almost never get to front!"

"You don't have the sanity to front for even an hour," says Mondo.

"I do too!" Ishida argues.
"Who cares if Taka's the body's original owner? I wanna front too!"

Mondo groans.
"This is why you aren't allowed to front," he says.

"It's not fair," Ishida says, crossing his arms.

"Well, at least you get to be yourself for forty-eight hours," Mondo replies with a shrug.
"You're lucky you even get that. If this weren't for an experiment, you would never get to do it."

Ishida sighs.
"You're right. I suppose. And when do I get my death scythe back?"

"When I say," Mondo replies.

"So never," Ishida groans.
"Dammit!"

"I didn't say never. Just not for a long while. You tried to kill Leon not even a week ago."

"What if someone tries to kill me? Then what?" Ishida asks.

"Ishida, people know how insane you are," Mondo says.
"No one would ever try to kill you."

"But Leon tried to kill me," Ishida argues.

"He was trying to defend himself. That's different."
"But I have to defend myself too!"
"Not with your death scythe, you don't."
"Yes, I do!"

Ishida huffs, still crossing his arms, and turns away.

"Ishida, I know you're pouting, so stop."
Mondo turns Ishida back towards him, the biker/moral compass fusion still upset.

"I'm leaving," Ishida says stubbornly, standing up.

Without another word, the white light comes back. Mondo remembers to turn away this time, and within a few seconds, Kiyotaka returns.

"So, how did it go?" the prefect asks.

"It went okay, I guess," Mondo replies.
"He asked for his death scythe back, and I said no, and he got pissed off and ran away."

Kiyotaka sighs.
"He needs to learn some self-control. We'll be doomed next week if he keeps acting like this."

"With or without the death scythe, Ishida is a lot to handle," Mondo adds.
"Try being me every time Ishida decides he wants to front."

"I can't even imagine what that's like..." Kiyotaka mumbles.
"Well, regardless, we don't have to worry about that until later, so let's keep our mind off of it. Alright?"

Mondo nods, standing up.
"You wanna go to Chihiro's dorm or something?" he asks Kiyotaka.

Kiyotaka takes hold of Mondo's hand.
"Sure, darling, if you want to."

Kiyotaka kisses Mondo's cheek, then the two leave Kiyotaka's dorm and head to Chihiro's.

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