Usernames! (Ones in this installment will be italicized)
Makoto- Luckboi
Ishimaru/Ishida- Pansexual Prefect/#1MondoStan
Toko/Genocide Jill- Stutterbitch/FuckinSkizzors
Sayaka- Noturzono
Leon- 11037
Asahina- Donuts!
Chihiro- Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe
Kyoko- Mysterylavender
Mondo- LetTakaSayFuck
Sakura- StrongLesbian
Byakuya- The Esteemed Byakuya Togami
Yasuhiro- 30% Stoopid
Celeste- Celestia_Ludenberg
And the despair sisters ain't in this lol, oh and neither is fucking Hifumi
Ships:
Ishimondo (obviously)
Hagakureon
Sakuraoi
one-sided Togafuka
Anyway uh...
ENJOY!
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Stutterbitch is online
Stutterbitch changed their name to FuckinSkizzors
FuckinSkizzors: Kyahahaha! What's up sluts! Genocide Jill is in the house!
The Esteemed Byakuya Togami is online
The Esteemed Byakuya Togami: Sweet mother of god. She's here....
FuckinSkizzors: Togami-sama!!!! Holy fucking shit you came!
Pansexual Prefect: Hey! LANGUAGE!
Pansexual Prefect: Wait, is that Fukawa's other personality...?
The Esteemed Byakuya Togami: Yes, and I don't know why she's here.
FuckinSkizzors: THAT TINY SUPREME LEADER D I C K WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT TOGAMI-SAMA SO TOKO GOT MAD AND I STABBED HIM WITH MY SCISSORS
Luckboi: Did you... KILL Ouma-kun???
FuckinSkizzors: Of course not. He's the little prick Togami-sama is watching over, and his death would only mean bad things for me and probably Togami-sama. I DID leave his left arm sliiiightly mutilated though.
Pansexual Prefect: YOU WHAT????
LetTakaSayFuck: Babe calm your tits you know what @11037 I need your help
11037 is online
11037: yes sir ill be on it in a sec
LetTakaSayFuck: What the hell are you doing dumbass
11037: drawing on hiros face cuz hes asleep im almost done
LetTakaSayFuck: HURRY THE FUCK UP I'M STRUGGLING TO RESTRAIN MY BF FROM ESCAPING MY ROOM AND BREAKING FUKAWA'S FUCKING DOOR DOWN
Mysterylavender: Trust me, he is. I can hear Ishimaru yelling, "MONDO, LET ME GO" from my dorm.
11037: is taka even on his phone
LetTakaSayFuck: No I took his phone and put it on the dresser I'm literally laying on him to stop him from moving
11037: which way face to face or back to chest
LetTakaSayFuck: You know what dude I was laying back to chest but I think it'd be easier to lay face to face after all if I start kissing him he'll stop yelling
11037: what if he starts yelling at u to stop doing that
LetTakaSayFuck: Dammit leon shut the hell up man
LetTakaSayFuck is offline
Mysterylavender: Well then... the yelling stopped.
11037: haha hes so fucking gay
FuckinSkizzors is offline
Luckboi: Where'd Genocide Jill go?
The Esteemed Byakuya Togami: I told her to get off her phone and calm down. So she did.
Luckboi: Okay uh...
Luckboi: I'm gonna go check on Ouma-kun with Kaede and Shuichi and see if he's okay
Luckboi: Bye guys!
Luckboi is offline
Mysterylavender: I must say, Fukawa needs to calm down. If one of the underclassmen ends up dead, the headmaster'll be pissed.
The Esteemed Byakuya Togami: Although Ouma annoys me to Hell and back, I don't think that he's such a nuisance that he needs to die.
FuckinSkizzors is online
FuckinSkizzors changed their name to Stutterbitch
Stutterbitch: What happened?
The Esteemed Byakuya Togami: She almost killed Ouma.
Stutterbitch: Genocide Jack??? Oh jeez! Is Ouma alright???
The Esteemed Byakuya Togami: @Luckboi Is he, Naegi?
Luckboi is online
Luckboi: He's unconscious, but he's still breathing. Thank goodness it was just his arm. He's wearing bandage wrap on it
Stutterbitch: Thank goodness indeed...
Luckboi: K gotta go again bye!
Luckboi is offline
Noturzono is online
Noturzono: I'm so sorry for not joining in earlier! I didn't know this chat even existed oops.
Stutterbitch: Hello Maizono
Noturzono: Hi Fukawa! How are you?
Stutterbitch: I'm mad at Genocide Jack. She tried to kill Ouma!
Noturzono: Oh, so THAT'S why Kaede told me she had to go somewhere. Good thing I know now! Hopefully he's okay...
The Esteemed Byakuya Togami: I really hope that little idiot isn't going to be a whiny brat when he returns to me.
11037: sayaka hi
Noturzono: Oh Leon! Hi! How are you today?
11037: other than having to deal w/ taka screaming at the top of his lungs at mondo and mondo yelling at me thru text im gucci
Noturzono: I thought I heard him screaming lol. Wonder what that was about.
11037: he got mad at genocide jill bc of the ouma thing and mondo was holding him down and he was yelling at mondo to let him go
11037: now i assume theyre making out bc taka stopped screaming and mondos offline
Noturzono: Wow... they sure do kiss a lot...
11037: what can i say theyre the gayest people in our class
30% Stoopid is online
30% Stoopid: Leoncchi I KNOW it was you that drew on my face with a black marker then ran away
11037: o shit ive been found out
11037: hiro r u mad at me
30% Stoopid: No but how do I get this marker off my face
11037: its washable hiro use water on a washrag or smth im not dumb enough to write on u with permanent marker
Noturzono: Why did you draw on Hiro's face Leon?
30% Stoopid: Yeah why Leoncchi
11037: u were asleep and i was bored lol
30% Stoopid: Come on man smh
11037: im not sry
30% Stoopid: I figured you weren't
11037: ha ha
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