Last chapter wasn't that good so have some funny things
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Curt: Saw you hanging out with CHIMERA yesterday
Owen: Curt it's not what you think it is-
Curt: I WONT HESITATE B I T C H
*Pew pew*
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Curt: I either hate myself too much or love myself too much, there is no in between
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Banana peel: bLAGH
Curt: stahp, I could've dropped my croissant
Owen: Curt I'm not a croissant
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Curt: if rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo-boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo-boo
Owen: Curt no-
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Deadliest man alive: let me see what you have!
Thug: the same amount of kills as you!
Deadliest man alive: nO!
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Sergio: I don't sing in the shower
Sergio: I perform
*insert Somebody's Gotta Do It*
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Barbra: all the hot guys are either taken or gay!
Tatiana: I am RIGHT HERE
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Tatiana: hey, I'm lesbian
Curt: I thought you were Russian
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Owen: Hi thanks for checking in, I'm
still a piece of gArBaGe
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Cynthia: I'm about to say it!
Curt: say it.
Cynthia: I DONT CARE THAT YOU BROKE YOUR ELBOW
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Curt: hey what's your computer password
Deadliest Man Alive: I hate you I hate you go die
Curt: it didn't work
Curt:
Curt: oh
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Deadliest Man Alive: and now you must choose between your girlfriend or a bus full of peopl- wait where are you going?
Curt: I'm gonna go get the bus, I'm gay
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Curt with a beard: I'm you from the future
Curt: OH MY GOD
Curt with a beard: I know!
Curt: YOU'RE SO UGLY
Curt with a beard: ...what?
Curt: *sobbing*
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Curt: *sprinting across the street*
Barbra: Hey, wait up!
Curt: Can't stop, lady!
Barbra: but I'll kiss you!
Curt: *stops*
Curt: Gross.
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Owen: yo dumbass, get over here
Curt: alrig-
Baron von Nazi: Coming, hehe
Curt: I thought.. I was dumbass
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Ms. Mega: So, found a nice lady yet?
Curt: *gay silence*
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Yeah hope it was funny
(Most of these are vines, just so you know)
k bye
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Curtwen Fluffshots
Fanfictionno I'm not okay here, have some curtwen fluff because I'm still depressed about it. characters are from Spies Are Forever, by the Tin Can Bros Cover belongs to me!
