Dramione oneshots

silly dramione things

none of these are mine! i saw them on Instagram and wanted to share them. i have no clue who these are by, I'm sorry!

1 ~

"Malfoy?" Hermione asked randomly in class getting his attention, "Think you are smart then answer this riddle, you cant taste me until you undress me, what am I?"

"Hmmm...." Draco pretended to think as he looked over Harry and Rons desk to see Hermione, "You?"

"Its a banana, you pervert!" Hermione rolled her eyes making him chuckle, everyone watched their conversation.

"Only a pervert for you!" He winked at her, "Wait...No! im not a pervert I swear!"

2 ~

This is in the scene in goblet of fire when draco is in the tree.

"Fuck!" Hermione cursed as the golden trio came onto the grass and saw Malfoy there.

"ME HEHEHEHEHEHHE!" Draco shouted at her laughing at his own jokes, his friends getting tired of Draco crushing badly on Hermione Granger.

"Sure!" Hermione laughed walking over to him.

3 ~

"Shut up Granger!" Draco said as the whole class listened to Granger explain a potion to an extremely confused Ron.

"Make me!" Hermione said shooting him a death glare, Draco got up from his chair as everyone watched him walk over to Hermione's desk.

"I mean I would but it would make you moan a lot," Draco said leaning on her desk, Hermione just stared at him with a blank expression secretly wishing he wasn't joking.

4 ~

Blaise and Pansy ran up to the Gryffindor table holding the daily prophet in their hands with a blonde ferret trailing behind.

"Hey look, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have been sighted kissing by the daily prophets photographer!" Blaise laughed as he showed the golden trio and Ginny the photo.

"Its true?" Ginny asked looking at Hermione.

"I- no- maybe- NO NO of course its true!" Hermione gushed out, Draco and Hermione had been caught by the one and only Rita skeeter.

5 ~

"Hey look Hermione its your future boyfriend!" Ginny said pointing at Draco Malfoy, Draco and Blaise started walking over to them.

"Hahahaha very funny and he isn't my 'future' boyfriend because he already is my boyfriend!" Hermione said making Ginny squeal.

"OMG YES THE SHIP HAS SAILED MY OTP!" Ginny screamed, she was overjoyed.

6 ~

"Malfoy look your girl friend just walked in!" Harry said pointing in between Pansy and Hermione as he looked back at Draco.

"Dont be dumb pottah, Hermione is not my girlfriend!" Draco snapped at him, looking at him.

"I meant Pansy but you just exposed yourself I guess!" Harry laughed then ran over to Hermione, "Mione, Mione, Malfoy accidentally admitted that you and him are together!"

Hermione looked at Harry then gave Draco a death stare.

7 ~

"Siri call 'daddy'" Hermione spoke into her phone confusing a lot of people in class, she desperately needed to call her father.

"Which one? Wendell Granger or Draco Malfoy?" Siri spoke back not sure which one to call.

"I-" Harry turned her head to stare at her.