Meriden, Connecticut
The Little Rendezvous (Pizza Place)
Emma: This place is awesome!!
Me: Happy Birthday, Emma!
Ernie: Happy Birthday, Emma!
Allie: Happy Birthday, Emma!
Mario: Happy Birthday, Emma!
Sean Greene: Happy Birthday, Emma!
Dave: Happy Birthday, Emma!
Sean Lamothe: Happy Birthday, Emma!
Shirlana: Happy Birthday, Emma!!!!! How old are you, now?
Emma: Thank you, all for the birthday wishes!!! I am now 32!!
Shirlana: That's just swell!! Enjoy the pizza!!
Me: *eating pepperoni and bacon pizza*
Ernie: Isn't Joe supposed to show up?
Me: He texted me, saying that he's running late! Got stuck in traffic in Waterbury!
Shirlana: Figures! Is he on Interstate 84 eastbound?
Me: Yes.
Shirlana: Okay. *eating her buffalo chicken pizza*
Allie: *steals Emma's pizza*
Emma: Allie, remember the talk we had?
Allie: Yes.
Emma: You're on thin ice. Watch it.
Allie: Okay, sorry. *eats her own pizza*
Sean Lamothe: *eats his pepperoni pizza* How's the pizza, Will?
Me: Good, what about yours, Sean?
Sean Lamothe: It's good!
Joe: Sorry, I'm late! *walks in*
Ernie: We got order for ya! Sit down and eat, pal!
Joe: Thank you! *eats his pepperoni and sausage pizza*
Allie: *steals Emma's pizza again*
Emma: I warned you, Allie! Get in the casket!
Allie: I'm sorry, okay?
Emma: Just get in the casket! Will, you want the rest of Allie's pizza?
Me: Sure!
Emma: All yours, dude! Enjoy!
Me: *eating Allie's pizza*
Shirlana: *closes the casket and sits on it with Allie inside* Someone hand me my pizza!
Sean Greene: *gives Shirlana her pizza*
Shirlana: Thank you! *eats her pizza, while sitting on the casket*
Pizza Man: Emma doesn't have to pay! Her birthday, so the pizza is free!
Emma: Yay!
Allie: *from inside the casket* Let me out!
Shirlana: Did you guys hear something? *still sitting on the casket*
All Of Us: No!
Shirlana: That's what I thought! *still sitting on the casket*
Emma: Such a beautiful day for my birthday!!! What's gonna happen next?
Ernie: We're taking you to Vermont!
Emma: *squeals with delight*
Me: She sure is happy!
Dave: Wait, what about Allie?
Ernie: She's not going to Vermont with us.
Emma: The funeral home director is supposed to come take the casket with Allie inside it, and bring it back to the funeral home here in Meriden.
Dave: Okay. Isn't a casket supposed to be for dead people?
Emma: It can also be for people that can't behave themselves, too. *eating her pizza*
Funeral Home Director: Hello, folks! *entering the restaurant* I'll be taking this casket back to the funeral home, now! Is there someone inside the casket?
Emma: Yes, a client of mine. We're gonna be headed up to Vermont, after we leave this place.
Funeral Home Director: Alright, you folks have a safe trip, now! *lifts the casket*
Ernie: Let me help you with that! *helps lift the casket and puts it in the hearse* There ya go! *goes back into the restaurant*
Funeral Home Director: *drives to the funeral home with the casket in the hearse*
Time skip.....
All Of Us: *on Interstate 91 northbound headed towards the Massachusetts border*
This story was written on Tuesday, September 1st, 2020.
A/N Happy Birthday Emma!!!!!! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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