Melissa: Everyone, meet Benjamin!
Benjamin: I already know who Will is.
Me: Yes, you do.
Sean Lamothe: Hi, Benjamin! I'm Sean!
Joe: I'm Joe!
Jeff: I'm Jeff!
Robert: I'm Robert!
Benjamin: Nice to meet you all.
Melissa: Benjamin, what we do here is talk about our past week, and people ask questions, afterwards.
Benjamin: Okay, and?
Melissa: That about sums it up. Tell us about your week, Benjamin.
Benjamin: Ain't nothing to say.
Melissa: Do you have a job, Benjamin?
Benjamin: No.
Melissa: You must have done something, Benjamin.
Benjamin: Will you shut up?! Stop asking me so many questions!
Melissa: Benjamin, that's not nice! You don't have to be rude!
Benjamin: Okay, I just went walking! Happy?
Sean Lamothe: Mel just asked you a question about your week, Benjamin! No need to be rude!
Benjamin: Sorry!
Melissa: Anything else? Did you eat something good?
Benjamin: Burger King. Oh, and I read some of Will's stories on Wattpad.
Melissa: Wow!!! What did you think of them! He's an excellent writer, Benjamin!
Benjamin: Pure trash, is all I gotta say about them!
Melissa: Now, why would you say that?
Me: My stories are entertaining, Benjamin!
Benjamin: Well, you put me in them!
Joe: How is that trash? You want to fly off the handle like that, and be rude, then, we're gonna have words, let me tell ya!
Benjamin: His stories are always about me, getting into humiliating situations! Like getting crushed by a piano, being tied up, and eating food I hate!
Melissa: I don't see anything wrong with his stories, Benjamin! They make me laugh! He write humiliating situations about me all the time, and I'm cool with it!
Me: Exactly!
Benjamin: He writes about people in caskets!
Melissa: I know! He wrote about me in a casket, and I laughed!
Sean Lamothe: I did, too! Chill out, Benjamin! We love Will's stories!
Benjamin: Will is a loser.
Melissa: Benjamin, no put downs, please. We don't antagonize anyone here.
Benjamin: Whatever.
Melissa: Let's ask some questions for Benjamin.
Benjamin: How about you all shut up?!
Melissa: You're being totally rude right now. I find your behavior, totally unacceptable.
This story was written on Monday, September 14th, 2020.
A/N Benjamin is not off to a good start! He's so rude! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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