Benjamin No Girl Is Interested In You

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Benjamin: *on eHarmony*

Me: What do you think you're doing?

Benjamin: What's it look like I'm doing? I'm doing online dating!

ThrseHoel: You aren't going on a date, Benjamin! You don't know how to treat a woman!

Melissahoel1: You are never gonna get married, loser!

serenadeofblue: Not on your life!

Benjamin: Lucy, babe!

HermioneGranger5117: Only Will calls me babe! Right, babe?

Me: That's right, babe! I love you!

HermioneGranger5117: Aw, I love you too, babe!

Benjamin: I will try online dating, and no one is gonna stop me! Case closed! *looks for girls*

Ken: *unplugs the computer*

Benjamin: Dude, what the heck?!

Ken: No online dating, Benjamin! Why don't you date a cow, or something?

All Of Us: *laughing*

Benjamin: I hate you, guys!




This story was written on Sunday, September 6th, 2020.

A/N Benjamin is not dating no girl! Period! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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