America's Crazy Ass States

-Ohio-

(Note: Another chapter, yay! Anywho, I only own my states that's it. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Please tell me if I get anything wrong. (This chapter was edited (12/22/20))

Ohio appeared in 1760. They were 5 when they appeared. Before America, they would wander from town to town. After the French and Indian War, they made their way to America. They are 15 in modern-day. They are the 17th state. 

Ohio's name is Morgan Jones. Their nicknames are Mor and Angel. Ohio is nonbinary and asexual. Ohio came out in 1870 as nonbinary. While most of the family was confused, they still accepted them. In 1991, they came out as asexual. And were accepted again. Ohio is very grateful to have their family with them. 

They have powder blue eyes and dark brown hair. Ohio's hair is dyed reddish-brown at the ends. Their hair is shoulder length and wavy. 

Ohio has 88 different tool keychains. These represent their counties. 

They are very chill and often likes hanging out Connecticut or sitting under a tree. 

Ohio owns a red bird hoodie. They wear it almost every day. 

Ohio really likes tomatoes, they WILL drink ketchup out of a wine glass. 

Their favorite candy is buckeyes. Ohio is not afraid to kill for those. 

Ohio has a planned murder for every politician. 

They own at least 13 pairs of Sperry shoes. 

Ohio and Connecticut are good friends. Ohio is an engineer and works with Connecticut. 

Ohio is really big on health and safety. They often scold Connecticut for not wearing goggles and gloves while building. 

Ohio likes dragging Connecticut to Cedar Point. Connecticut tries to protest but each time Ohio wins him over with their big teary eyes. 

Ohio and New Hampshire go to Hocking Hills State Park to take pictures. 

Ohio likes going hiking in Cuyahoga Valley National Park with Maryland.

 Ohio doesn't look like the type to like rock and roll but they do. North Carolina regrets introducing rock and roll to Ohio. Being woken by the guitar and drums at 3 a.m. is not fun. 

Ohio and North Carolina bonded over their slight obsessions with the Wright brothers. 

Ohio takes Hawaii to the National Museum of the U.S. Air Force, they are scared by how much Hawaii loves the museum. 

Their role model is Neil Armstrong, Ohio cried when the man walked on the moon. They cried even harder when the man died. 

Ohio holds it over every state that they have had 22 astronauts and 8 presidents born in their state. 

Ohio's favorite basketball player is Lebron James. 

When it comes to sports, Ohio is a raving lunatic when it comes to football. 

Ohio and Iowa often irritate and annoying each other. 

There are red carnations painted on Ohio's door. 

Ohio's bed has little phlox flowers painted on it.

 Ohio's favorite flower is the lily, they have vases of them all over their room. 

There is a deer head above Ohio's bed. The other states don't know how it got there, it just appeared one day. The states really don't want to ask. 

Coyotes and bobcats like Ohio. Ohio and Massachusetts's turkey, Mikey, get along well. Maybe too well, Massachusetts is jealous. Ohio keeps small eggs in their bag to give to any black racers they come across.