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(The song is up there because this was my childhood )

Today is a special day. A day two lovers will be Wed to each other and be called a Married couple.

Killer queen: God I'm nervous!

Spice girl: *eye roll* just come out we don't have much time. The wedding starts soon.

Killer Queen comes out wearing his wedding dress

Killer Queen comes out wearing his wedding dress

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(Love nikki such nostalgia)

Killer Queen: how do I look?

Spice girl: Good but why a dress aren't you a guy.

Killer queen: I Identify as Cat also IT'S MY WEDDING AND I CHOOSE THE CLOTHING!

Spice girl: yeah whatever now get to the alter.

At the church

Stone free: Why are we here?

Gold Experience: We got invited to a wedding that's why.

Soft and wet: Whose getting married?

Hermit purple: Killer Queen and King Crimson never met these two in my life yet I'm here.

Crazy diamond: I know Killer Queen but king king Crimson is a different story.

Love Deluxe: Isn't this a romantic Echoes I can't wait for our wedding.

Act 3: H-E-L-L NO!

Love Deluxe: What was that!?

Act 3: S-H-I-T! *runs for his life*

Heavens door: Well off they go again...*Starts Sketching the room*

Purple haze: So the Ex boss's Stand is getting married huh good for him.

Aerosmith: *plane noises*

Purple haze: Aerosmith how do a planes get married?

Areosmith: *sad plane noises*

Purple haze: There there sure you can you just need to find a girl you like.

Sticky fingers: I hope this wedding starts soon.

Moody blues: Thank god there's wine at the after party.

White Snake: Everyone Quite down The wedding is about to commence.

The wedding starts and the pistols did the flower girl thing while babyface was doing the ring boy thing
(I don't how weddings work I'm forever single.)
Here comes the bride starts playing and killer Queen walks to the alter looking Fabulous as frick. King Crimson was nervous as hell.

King crimson: (oh... god its time stay calm epitaph don't ruin this for me.)

Killer Queen reaches the alter and the preaching commenced. After a boring speech and wedding procedure words we all know is being said.

White snake: Do You King Crimson take this Explosive cat as your lawfully wedded whatever?

King crimson: I Do.

White snake: and do you Killer queen
Take this stand with two faces as your lawfully wedded Husband.

Killer queen: I Do.

White snake: Then now I Pronounce as husband and Husband! You may now kiss the stand.

The two passionately kissed and people cheered because it was finally over.

At the after party

Spice girl: So I guess I have 3 dads now

Killer Queen: 3 dad's?

Spice girl: Moody Blues is my Adoptive dad while sticky fingers is my Adoptive mom.

King crimson: I thought sticky fingers was a male.

Spice girl: he is but he's more of a mom than a dad he actually takes care of me unlike someone I know.

Epitaph: We were a horrible dad.

King crimson: You stay outta this!

KQ: Oh...uh look at the time let's cut the cake.

So they had a good party and then everyone including the married couple went home.

Killer queen: Im so glad I married you.

King Crimson: Me to meeting you was the best thing that happened to me.

Killer queen: so......What do You think about having a Baby.

King crimson: whoa this is a little to fast. I don't think either one of us can get pregnant so we can adopt or something else.

Witch doctor: THIS IS WHERE I COME IN!

King Crimson: WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET IN PUR HOUSE!?

witch doctor: why Im Witch Doctor and I can solve the having a baby problem with a potion!

Killer queen: a potion?

Witch doctor: I will give you two time to think. come to my show to learn more you'll find it on Highway Street! Bye bye

Witch doctor disappears in a poof of cloud.

Killer queen: what a strange man.

King crimson: I don't trust him just yet.

Killer queen: Can we think about please?

Kimg crimson: okay honey I will think about it

Suddenly King Crimson's phone rings and he answers it.

King crimson: Hello.....oh hey world......Phantom blood Castle?....Um sure I'll tell Kq bye. *hangs up* So um world wants to go to Battle Tendency Forest Tuesday.

Killer queen: we haven't really planned our honeymoon so I think we should be fine.

King Crimson: Soon we'll see if the dino wasn't lying about a villain stand.

I know it was crappy but I had to write it eventually. Im sorry I'm bad at wedding chapters. Anyway thank you for still reading my trash.

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