"Moony," Sirius bothers, dragging the 'y' for an indefinite amount of time.
"...Yes?"
"Put the book down?" Sirius states. Well, he supposed it appears more sort of a question as Remus' monotone voice, in which he said 'yes', intimidates Sirius more than he'd like to admit. It was either a 'I'm busy' or a 'I'll break your neck' and Sirius wasn't going to give the latter a chance of happening.
Remus replies, "The test is tomorrow. Do your own studying, Black."
"Ooh, okay, Lupin," Sirius mocks.
"I swear to Lucifer I'll set Marlene and my squad of demons on you God forbid I find another one of your socks in this common room Black!" Lily hollered at him to which Sirius made a guilty 'forgive me' face because in all honesty, no one wanted the threat of Marlene on their shoulders.
"Don't worry," Remus said and you could practically hear the smirk in his voice. Sirius already knew what was about to come. A rather sarcastic remark, no doubt. "Lily's army of zombies only eat people with brains; you're safe."
Sirius was right. The words left his mouth entangled in a thick and unnecessary and to some degree bitterly, dramatized sardonicism that was indeed very Remus Lupin.
(It wasn't even the 'brutality' of the words that rolled of Remus' tongue that rendered Sirius speechless for a while. No. That wasn't the highlighted contributing factor. That spot was dedicated to how overly injected with with sadistic sarcasm his words were. Now, Sirius knew Remus could talk the talk, but not quite to the edgy extent that eliminated the initial bite of his words and just left them dripping with sarcastic humor. That was just professional. He supposes it just proves how much he has to use to get by in life.)
"I have plenty brains of my own, thanking you," Sirius said haughtily, nose in the air in a rather Malfoy like fashion.
Remus ignored him, the moment passing.
"Fuck this," Sirius muttered, moments before turning into Padfoot and pouncing on Remus, destroying his work in the process.
"Bloody- SIRIUS!"
And just like that, he was back to himself, still looking at Remus with puppy eyes. "Please, Remy? We can go outside, look at the stars; anything. Just please get out of here with me it's so unbelievably dull, 'specially with no James about. Where is he?"
"Sirius, what the fuck," Remus stared and picked up his semi-shredded homework. He thrust it in Sirius' face.
"The dog ate my homework?" Sirius suggests meekly.
"I- You are impossible Black," Remus shakes his head, giving up.
Sirius' wicked, evil, feral grin was back and before Remus could even process what was about to happen it was happening. A big black dog jumped on him again, this time licking his face.
Remus chuckled. "Pads, stop!"
He let out another little squeal as Sirius licked his cheek. Then his lips. And Remus stopped breathing for a slight second.
"Did you just kiss me?" He giggled out. In answer, Sirius does it again, but calmer with a more stolid head.
He turned back human but didn't make a move to leave from where he sat; straddling Remus' thighs.
{September 21st, 2020, 21:21}

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Fanfiction❝How's Hogwarts' finest pretty boy today, Remmy?❞ ❝If I were brave, maybe I could tell you.❞ ❝Who is he?!❞ ❝All my stars are your stars. ❞ Basically just a ton of lil headcannon and scenes/oneshots and I guess you could call them and use them as pro...