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"because of the church thing, my mom's making me and greg stay at home over the weekend while they go to that stupid waterpark"
i turned my head to see rodrick with a small smirk.
"im guessing you didn't wanna go in the first place?" i chuckled.
"it's like killing two birds with one stone! i got to humiliate greg and now i get to have freedom for a whole weekend"
i nodded impressively.
susan really didn't think that one through.
the bell rang through the hallway as we fist bumped, making rodrick and i groan simultaneously.
"see you in a bit" he pointed at me before tousling my hair a little too aggressively and walking away with a proud smile.
"jesus..." i muttered, walking into physics while trying to fix my hair.
sitting down in my chair, i was met with my lab partner staring at me expectedly with a small smile.
guilt immediately washed over me.
what was her name again?
"hey... what's up..."
"you're friends with rodrick and ben and all them right?" she asked.
"mm yea" i casually replied.
"okay cool! because i just always thought you guys were like super cool and everytime i see you guys i'm always like 'wow i wish i had friends like that'" she rambled.
aw. how nice.
"oh that's sweet thanks, but ya they're really cool people," i chuckled.
"especially you too! you kinda inspire me almost... you're like awesome..."
oh??????
me? what's so special about me?
"what??? thanks so much dude what the fuck that means a lot... but uh i can totally introduce you to everyone after school or something and we can like all become friends" i genuinely offered.
"oh my goodness really?? i would love that" she beamed.
i shot her a smile before class started, writing down whatever the teacher was telling us to write down.
something light hit my arm and i looked down at the floor to see a paper ball. a waving hand appeared in my peripheral vision and i glanced up to see tate pointing at his phone, signaling me to look down at mine.
"oh..." i mouthed, picking up my phone to see a text from him.
tate
don't fuck w amanda she's weirdr u rly telling me wht 2 do
shes sweet
plus she thinks im cool lol
and so does everyone else lol
but no fr she has a reputation of
not being able to keep friendsand if there's a pattern...........
mybe shes jus misunderstood
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