"A man is not old until regrets
take the place of dreams."
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"Happiness often seeks in through
a door you didn't know you left open."
🙆
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"You can only be as good
as you dare to be bad."
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"The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little timе. "
😏
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"Sex: the thing that takes up
the least amount of time and
causes the most amount of trouble."
🤭
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"When archaeologists discover
the missing arms of Venus de Milo,
they will find she was wearing
boxing gloves."
😂
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"Why is there so much month left at
the end of money?"
😭😅
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"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock."
🦛
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"In Genesis,
it says that it is not good for
a man to be alone;
but sometimes it is a great relief."
🍑
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"If it isn't the sheriff,
it's the finance company;
I've got more attachments on me
than a vacuum cleaner."
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"My wife was toоo beautiful for words,
but not for arguments."
🚨
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"I would like to find a stew
that will give me
heartburn immediately, instead of
at three o clock in the morning."
👀
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"I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free."
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"The good die young,
because they see it's no use living
if you have got to be good."
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"You can't drown yourself in drink.
I've tried, you float."
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"Die? I should say not, dear fellow.
No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him."
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