4: Ughhhhh

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5:19 PM

Dream:
Question

You:
I might have an answer?

Dream:
You play Minecraft?

You:
Yes.

Dream:
Ooo nice
What's your favorite block?

You:
Why?

Dream:
Come onnn
It's an easy question!
Mines the clay block :)

You:
Right
Uh, I guess Wither skull.

Dream:
,,,
But,,
Why,,?

You:
I can summon a wither with them.

Dream:
Then I'm guessing the wither is your favorite mob?

You:
Actually it's the Ravager :))

Dream:
Wh-
Okay,,,

You:
It's a cool mob.

Dream:
Riiiiiiight,,,
N e wayyyyzzzz

You:
,,,
Did
Did you just,,,

Dream:
Obviously :))

You:
Alright, this friendship ends here.
I'm selling you on the black market.

Dream:
WHAG WAJF
WHY THE BLACK MARKET?
AND YOU THINK WE'RE FRIENDS??

You:
It appears I've said too much.

Dream:
WHAT?
WAIF NO
FOE BAC
COME
BAXK TECHNO
PLEASW
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7:18 PM
The Fam, + Toobo n Dre

Dadza:
TOMMY
WHY

Child 1:
I HAVE A REASONABLE EXPLANATION

Dadza:
THEN START EXPLAINING

Child 1:
I WAS TRYING TO COOK SO WILBUR COULD COME HOME WITH FOOD
AND I ACCIDENTLT ALMOST BURNED DOWN THE KITXHEN

Dadza:
WHAT HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT NOT USING THE KITCHEN WHEN AN ADULT ISN'T HOME?

Child 2:
WE KNOW WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO, BUT WILBUR SEEMED REALLY GROUCHY EARLIER SO WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A NICE IDEA TO HAVE DINNER READY FOR WHEN HE GOT HOME
,,,
PLUS WE WERE REALLY HUNGRY AND THOUGHT WE COULD MAKE SOMETHING WITHOUT BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN
BUT APPARENTLY WE CAN'T

Wilbur:
That's very kind of you, Tubbo :))
Also, sorry for being a grouch this morning, everything is fine.
Do not worry:))

Dadza:
You sure, Wil?

Wilbur:
Course I am :)
Though I have news.
Apparently Techno is selling Dream on the black market.

You:
How did you acquire this information?

Wilbur:
Never ask me how I get my information.

Dadza:
So why are we selling him on the black market?

Child 1:
Why on the black market?

Child 2:
Why are we selling him from the beginning?

You:
He said ravagers weren't cool.

Wilbur:
NOT AGAIN WITH THE RAVAGERS!

You:
Hahahhahahahahahahahha
It's a cool mob.

Wilbur:
,,,,,

Dadza:
,,,,

Child 1:
,,,,

Child 2:
THAT'S THE MOST EMOTION I'VE SEEN YOU USE HOLY SHIT

Dadza:
XD

Wilbur:
Thank you Toobo for voicing our thoughts :))

Child 2:
Of course :))
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