5: Why

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3:16 AM

Dream:
Hear me out

You:
Why the hell are you awake.

Dream:
Brain go brrr
ANYWAY
So security cameras are like really bad.

You:
,,,
Uh huh?

Dream:
But, BUT
Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
Why don't they just get new cameras like the ones at theme parks?

You:
Money.

Dream:
But like they could catch so many more people!

You:
I'll say it again, money.
It takes a lot to change out the cameras and a lot of money for how many businesses are out there.

Dream:
,,,,
Okay then
But hear this
Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.

You:
,,,,,,,,
Dream.

Dream:
Yes?

You:
Go to bed.

Dream:
You're not my dad!

You:
,,,,
It'S 3 AM.

Dream:
I mean, you're awake too.

You:
But I'm doing something important.

Dream:
Ooooo? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You:
Goodnight Dream.

Dream:
Goodnight Techno :)
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9:58 AM

Skeppy:
TECHNO
DO YOU KNOW WHO DREAM IS?

You:
I believe I've heard of him.

Skeppy:
AAHHAHDHAHSONAY TECHNO
WELL I GOR NEW S FOR YOU

You:
What'd he do

Skeppy:
WHY DO YOU
TRUE OKAY N E WAY

You:
I will stab you.

Skeppy:
HDJWND
DAMN TECHNO

You:
I can hear Bad saying "language" without even being there.

Skeppy:
,,,
HOW
OKAY LISGEN
PUT HE RAN INTO A LAMPPOST BC OF YOUIDOT

You:
hA!
Sucks to be him.

Skeppy:
You are sadistic

You:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Read 10:06 AM

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(This is Dream's POV)
10:18 AM

Gogy:
I heard you ran into a lamppost earlier

You:
,,,
How did you get this info?

Gogy:
Skeppy told me
N e way
You okay?

You:
Damnit Skeppy!
But ye, I'm fine.

Gogy:
How'd the test go btw?

You:
I think I did well. Though, I did text the wrong person.

Gogy:
Is that why you ran into the lamppost?

You:
Yep

Gogy:
Ooohh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Read 10:25

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Ahahhahcnancnsxnan
G o g y has been added to the boys who know
Skeppy is
Geppy

I've also legit had the conversation about the cameras with my parents soo—

NE WAY LOVE TOU ALL BYEE💕💝💘

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